BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE GERSHWIN
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have provided a musical treat of a ghost to undergo the 3 Question Interview today. The ghost is none other than Mr. George Gersman, who I am told wrote a tune or two in his time. Tell me, Mr. Gersman, being musical, did you ever dance the polka?
Ghost of Gershwin: My name is Gershwin, not Gersman, and I did dance the polka.
Loon: It just occurred to me that I don’t know if musicians were interested in panning for gold. Did you ever pan for gold, Mr. Gershman?
Ghost of Gershwin: It’s WIN, GershWIN, and I never panned for gold.
Loon: That saddens me somehow, Gersh. You don’t mind if I call you Gersh, do you, Mr. Wynn?
Ghost of Gershwin: Yes.
Loon: That makes 3 questions. I’m going to get my breakfast now.
(Loon leaves room. Gershwin’s ghost plays a ghost piano.)
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