FAVORITE LOON TOASTS

February 19, 2019

1. May you never be bitten by a rabid librarian.

2. May you never have to rely on a cobra for moral support.

3. May you never sign a contract to invent something in Antarctica.

4. May you never be required to send get well cookies to a bison.

5. May you always have harps in your parlor and a nose full of butter.

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