BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN MUIR
March 3, 2019
Loon: Our ghost supplied by the Lords of the 4th Dimension this week for the 3 Question Interview is John Muir, a famous person of note. Mr. Muir, your boots look well broken in. Are they comfortable?
Muir’s ghost: Aye, that they are.
Loon: Where can I get a pair?
Muir’s ghost: I dinna ken.
Loon: Finally, I can’t help but notice your accent. Are you from France?
Muir’s ghost (hiking away with a shake of his head): Nay, daft laddie, nay.
(Loon removes jellybeans from his pocket and chooses a red one to pop in his mouth.)
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