ROADS TO CRIME
March 11, 2019
Phil, Phil, dumb as a pill
tried to climb a mudslick hill
When he slipped for the umpteenth time
he resigned himself to a life of crime
Ray, Ray, dumb as a tray
tried to swim in a vat of clay
Stuck stock fast for the longest time
he resigned himself to a life of crime
Pam, Pam, dumb as a clam
tried to walk on a lake of jam
Sinking time after time after time
she resigned herself to a life of crime
Don, Don, dumbest of all
outwitted by a billiard ball
As spawn of Satan, as orange slime
he devoted himself to a life of crime
