THE JOHN C CALHOUN KWIZ

March 21, 2019

John C Calhoun’s hair: a. consisted of 0% hair and 100% wire. b. controlled the animatronic body beneath it. c. was a nervous wreck. d. dominated.

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SPRING DEBUTS

March 20, 2019
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PHILOSOPHICAL DIALOGUE

March 19, 2019

“Anger is often the mask of shame,” said the learned frog to the empty shampoo bottle. “But desire is the quotient of temptation over the availability of a parking space,” responded the bottle. “Nevertheless, shut up,” commented the frog.

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THE SECRET BLOOM

March 18, 2019

The village blacksmith and his good wife raised three daughters. At the time of this story, they were 14, 12, and 10 years old. They found time one morning to gossip by the well before returning to the boring tasks assigned to them. “The queen has a secret bloom,” said Egborn, 10 years old. “So?” […]

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2 POEMS

March 17, 2019

1 A book of curses underneath the cow A jug of bread, a loaf of wine, and thou Beside me ranting in a state of bliss 2 twinkle, twinkle, great horned owl can you tell me, learned fowl if my hair is neatly combed or nested like a wild sea foamed

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DRESSED TO IMPRESS

March 16, 2019

Whenever the Sanchez sisters deigned to attend, said attendance was cherished in memory ever after.

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THE TULA ELLIS FINKLEA KWIZ ANSWER

March 15, 2019

Tula absolutely loved to dance.

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THE TULA ELLIS FINKLEA KWIZ

March 14, 2019

Tula: a. was a renowned Washington political broker and hostess. b. ran several houses of ill repute. c. was for many years chaperone at the Miss America pageant. d. loved to dance.

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NEMESIS

March 13, 2019

nemesis false innocence lovely seducer the poison waits

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THE BEAST’S PARTY

March 12, 2019

The beast with five eyes entertained lavishly, sparing no expense. Chandeliers hung from chandeliers. Each footman was issued a pair of smiling Irish eyes and a gold-studded thermometer. Every member of the kitchen staff was frosted with live minks. On arrival, guests were dipped in a large vat of chocolate and ushered into the main […]

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