Phil, Phil, dumb as a pill tried to climb a mudslick hill When he slipped for the umpteenth time he resigned himself to a life of crime Ray, Ray, dumb as a tray tried to swim in a vat of clay Stuck stock fast for the longest time he resigned himself to a life of […]
Loon: For the 3 Question Interview today, we welcome a lady named Beatrix Potter. First ques … Eeek! Is that a mouse in your hand? Ghost of Beatrix: Certainly it is a mouse. Loon: Ack! What’s that on your head? Ghost of Beatrix: It is my hedgehog, Hermione. Loon: Ugh! What crawled out of your […]
He turned the corner and entered the bakery to enjoy his morning bearclaw. He turned the corner of the page down to mark his place. He turned the corner on the long road to recovery. He turned the corner office into a storeroom for his Cabbage Patch doll collection. He turned the corner and bulled […]
Convenient access to sunflower seeds was important to Bronko.
Bronko secreted under his high domed helmet: a. 4 hamburgers. b. 1 cantaloupe. c. 1 modest head of lettuce. d. 1 paper bag full of sunflower seeds.
The storm lashing the town at noon went completely undetected. Ten minutes earlier: Tim Ketchum wore a carbon cap. James Billet tickled the lame rabbit. The Widow Hanley was seen brandishing a knife at Monroe Harper. The stones stacked at the end of Main Street disappeared one at a time into Tredmont’s Saloon. Ed Tilton […]
Chicken Piano 117 chicken breasts 1 piano Pound the chicken breasts with a sledge hammer until your own breast is heaving with exhaustion. Scrape up the resultant slime with a snow shovel and deposit it adjacent to, but not touching, your favorite piano. Smooth with trowel. Sit yourself down at the piano. Play ‘Kitten on […]
Loon: Our ghost supplied by the Lords of the 4th Dimension this week for the 3 Question Interview is John Muir, a famous person of note. Mr. Muir, your boots look well broken in. Are they comfortable? Muir’s ghost: Aye, that they are. Loon: Where can I get a pair? Muir’s ghost: I dinna ken. […]
“You’re probably bewildered as to why I’m gathered here. In short, that is to say, in summary, I put it to all of you on equal, if not harmonious, footing, that the murderer is about to be revealed by none other than me, yours truly, speak name here … Wait, sorry, I’ll go again from […]
RSS: Subscribe to
Doc's Lunacy
5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
