THE BABY JANE HUDSON KWIZ

April 2, 2015

In this particular shot, Baby Jane Hudson is just about to: a. launch herself at the throat of Santa Claus. b. purchase 10,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. c. fly away with Peter Pan to Neverland. d. go to a very dark place indeed.

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THE JEAN HERSHOLT KWIZ ANSWER

March 27, 2015

All of the answers are correct. Yes, he was that nice.

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THE JEAN HERSHOLT KWIZ

March 26, 2015

Jean Hersholt, pictured above playing a silent movie sadistic thug villain by the name of Ben Letts, is wondering: a. when he will get a few days off so he can go to town and buy expensive gifts for the entire crew. b. if Mary Pickford will like the sandwiches and little cakes he made […]

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BLOSSOMS CAPER

March 25, 2015

comes the dawn, blossoms caper while i read the morning paper

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BOOK REVIEW EXCERPT SAMPLES

March 24, 2015
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This work is what I would call ‘a good book’, not the Bible per se, but a book that never in fact arms itself and robs a convenience store. This book is exactly like a braided lamp sputtering an effusion of liquid sparkles which make an ordinary parlor seem like a dentist’s nightmare. This book […]

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THE LUNATIC SAGE ADVISES

March 23, 2015

Don’t despair, for in time the tune will be on the other foot and sung differently.

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THE HAT LIMERICK NOT ABOUT HATS

March 22, 2015
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A strident reptilian fellow Kept all kinds of stuff in his pillow He lost lots of sleep which caused him to weep Much more than the oft cited willow

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ARRIVAL OF SPRING

March 21, 2015
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SPRING ARRIVES Locals Gather No Winter Not Our Fault, Spokesflower Says

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DEBOR

March 17, 2015

Hand over hand she climbed the rope up to her aerie above the dead city on the dead world. She tumbled over the sill into the nearly vacant room. She grasped the strap of the satchel hanging around her neck and lifted it up and over her head. She placed the satchel on the floor […]

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THE SKELETAL TRIFFID

March 16, 2015
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This skeletal triffid, standing in front of the triffid disguised as a pine tree, monitors the airwaves with its antenna twigs and sends reports to the invisible mother ship hovering somewhere in back of the moon. It told me that lately it’s been bored with nothing but weasels to report. It added not to get […]

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