SPACE PREPARED FOR WILDFLOWER INVASION

March 15, 2015
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

March 14, 2015

1. A rocket ship to Mars just took off. 2. The superhero, Designer Clothes Man, just flew by. c. The roadrunner, pursued by Wile E. Coyote, just ran by. d. The rug along the corridor by the pool in the Hard Rock hotel casino just blew your mind, man.

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THE SEVENTH SEAL KWIZ ANSWER

March 13, 2015

‘all of the above’ is the correct answer.

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THE SEVENTH SEAL KWIZ

March 12, 2015

During the filming of The Seventh Seal, Gunnar Bjornstrand and Max Von Sydow relaxed between scenes by: a. sharing knock knock jokes. b. downing flagon on flagon of ale and giggling. c. waging a Bibi Andersson impersonation contest judged by Bibi herself. d. thumb wrestling. e. doing all of the above.

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CLASS RESPONSES TO THE NEW ASSIGNMENT

March 11, 2015

The new assignment was to add a sentence to the following in order to complete the tale: Princess and Alvin Triceratops drove off in their reinfected mobile storage facility to purchase innards. The 3 sentences to earn the grade of A were: 1. Disappointed to discover that the innards store had gone out of business, […]

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MYSTERY SOLVED

March 10, 2015
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As instructed, all of the suspects have been gathered in the drawing room. You enter, your face an efficient blank. ‘Good evening,’ you begin. ‘You may all rest assured that I have solved the murder, but indulge me for a moment and allow me to reveal how I came to my conclusion. First, Lady Biveridge, […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ?

March 8, 2015

Loon: As a special treat for today, the Lords of the 4th Dimension are supplying me with a mystery celebrity ghost. I am to try and guess who it is by asking 3 questions. The ghost is here now, and I can see her, but I can’t identify her by sight. So here goes. Mystery […]

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THE JANET GAYNOR ‘SUNRISE’ KWIZ ANSWER

March 6, 2015

Janet was quite the sight marching through the woods with her attendant parade of 7 geese trailing close behind her.

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THE JANET GAYNOR ‘SUNRISE’ KWIZ

March 5, 2015
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While working on Sunrise, F. W. Murnau’s brilliant and strange expressionist silent movie about a sweet little farm wife and her deeply disturbed husband, Janet Gaynor relaxed by: a. swimming in Lake Arrowhead with Murnau’s pet albino hippopotamus. b. knitting sweaters for owls. c. undergoing experimental self-induced comas. d. marching in circles leading her geese.

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SNOOPY, THE LANDFILL BEAST

March 4, 2015
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Snoopy, the landfill beast looked north, then south, then east. He sighed an audible sigh directed at the sky. ‘Why must I live in this trash? If only I had enough cash, I could dwell in marble halls with paintings on the walls.’ He shrugged and resumed his eating of a tire and some rusty […]

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