THE WILLIAM S HART KWIZ ANSWER

July 11, 2014

‘all of the above’ is the correct answer. The illegitimate son of Leo Tolstoy, Hart was raised by wolves on the steppes, where he kept bees from an early age before paying his way to America by serving as head cook on a whaling vessel.

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THE WILLIAM S HART KWIZ

July 10, 2014

Silent movie cowboy star William S Hart was: a. the illegitimate son of Leo Tolstoy. b. raised by wolves. c. a beekeeper by nature. d. once head cook on a whaling vessel. e. all of the above.

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DAISIES

July 8, 2014

Daisies, daisies, give me your answers, do. Do you want fries with that and chocolate milkshakes, too?

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LIMBURGER CHEESE AND GARLIC KWIZ ANSWER

July 4, 2014

It’s lunchtime. She’s going to dip that garlic into the limburger cheese and eat it. Then she’s going to retrieve her tentacle sandwich from that metal container and eat it. Then, and only then, will she put on her real clothes.

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LIMBURGER CHEESE AND GARLIC KWIZ

July 3, 2014
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Silent film actress Valeska Suratt in this photo is: a. preparing for a date with Bela Lugosi. b. plotting the overthrow of Mary Pickford. c. sneering at the human fools and their ridiculous superstitions. d. about to dip that garlic into the limburger cheese and eat it. e. wishing she was lazing on the beach […]

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TORTOISE

July 2, 2014

‘No, I haven’t seen your salad.’

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LOVE IS LIKE

July 1, 2014

Love is like a blind chipmunk scampering around bumping into trees.

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IDENTIFY THE TRIFFID INFILTRATOR

June 30, 2014
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HERMAN MELVILLE

June 29, 2014

Loon: This week the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought the ghost of Herman Melville to undergo our 3 question interview. Mr. Melville, could you tell us what it’s like to ride a whale? Melville’s ghost: I’d rather not. Loon: No? Okay. Then would you mind telling us how to make perfume out of […]

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THE DAVY CROCKETT KWIZ ANSWER

June 27, 2014

He tripped on the root, dropping his gun, which proceeded to go off, bringing down a bar from a tree. In his defense, Davy was only 3 years old at the time.

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