June 26, 2014
Davy kilt him a bar when: a. he tripped over a root and his rifle Betsy discharged, felling a bar up a tree. b. he lost a bet and had to tend bar while wearing a kilt. c. it was the only thing around he could find to kill. d. his erratic marksmanship felled a […]
June 22, 2014
Loon: I am honored today to welcome for the three question interview the ghost of the famous movie star, Douglas Fairbanks Sr. The first question … Wait. Come over here, Mr. Fairbanks, please. Now, that’s … Could you stop the leaping from wall to wall for just a second? I’d like to get your response […]
June 20, 2014
The correct answer is ‘e’, all of the above. Yes, that certainly was quite an eventful day, Oz or not Oz.
June 19, 2014
Young Bebe, playing Dorothy in the silent film version of The Wizard of Oz, is reacting here to: a. an invasion from Mars. b. Godzilla. c. the spontaneous combustion of a passing horse. d. the spontaneous combustion of a passing cow. e. all of the above
June 17, 2014
This behemoth rose captured and consumed a squirrel moments after this photo was taken.
June 12, 2014
Mary reacts to: a. the papparazzi. b. Louis B. Mayer. c. a fiend from Hell. d. the bells, BELLS, BELLS!
June 11, 2014
The foul concoction brooded at the bottom of the cauldron. Why in the name of liquid brews everywhere did the crone add that last tincture of awareness to me? Trapped, nay puddled as I am in the depths of this ugly pot, what possible benefit can the awareness of my own existence bring to me? […]