THE DAVY CROCKETT KWIZ

June 26, 2014

Davy kilt him a bar when: a. he tripped over a root and his rifle Betsy discharged, felling a bar up a tree. b. he lost a bet and had to tend bar while wearing a kilt. c. it was the only thing around he could find to kill. d. his erratic marksmanship felled a […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS SR

June 22, 2014

Loon: I am honored today to welcome for the three question interview the ghost of the famous movie star, Douglas Fairbanks Sr. The first question … Wait. Come over here, Mr. Fairbanks, please. Now, that’s … Could you stop the leaping from wall to wall for just a second? I’d like to get your response […]

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THE BEBE DANIELS KWIZ ANSWER

June 20, 2014

The correct answer is ‘e’, all of the above. Yes, that certainly was quite an eventful day, Oz or not Oz.

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THE BEBE DANIELS KWIZ

June 19, 2014

Young Bebe, playing Dorothy in the silent film version of The Wizard of Oz, is reacting here to: a. an invasion from Mars. b. Godzilla. c. the spontaneous combustion of a passing horse. d. the spontaneous combustion of a passing cow. e. all of the above

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ATTACK IN PROGRESS

June 18, 2014
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BEHEMOTH ROSE

June 17, 2014

This behemoth rose captured and consumed a squirrel moments after this photo was taken.

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A MEETING OF THE SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF PURPLE

June 14, 2014
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THE MARY ASTOR KWIZ ANSWER

June 13, 2014

bells, Bells, BELLS!!!

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THE MARY ASTOR KWIZ

June 12, 2014
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Mary reacts to: a. the papparazzi. b. Louis B. Mayer. c. a fiend from Hell. d. the bells, BELLS, BELLS!

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THE FOUL CONCOCTION

June 11, 2014
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The foul concoction brooded at the bottom of the cauldron. Why in the name of liquid brews everywhere did the crone add that last tincture of awareness to me? Trapped, nay puddled as I am in the depths of this ugly pot, what possible benefit can the awareness of my own existence bring to me? […]

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