September 23, 2018
Loon: A garish concoction of clothular oddity in the form of one Bozo The Clown has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for this week’s 3 question interview of a celebrity ghost. Mr. Clown, are you hidden behind all that paint and wig and fake nose and weird clothes because […]
September 22, 2018
the dove inside my top hat uses clothespins to hang its bloody feathers on the line
September 21, 2018
Guy mistakenly stole Mickey Rooney’s hat. Guy’s hat, virtually identical, was taken by Mickey and when he put it on, it dropped down over his ears.
September 20, 2018
Guy Kibbee stole that hat from: a. President Roosevelt. b. Mickey Rooney. c. a cafeteria hatrack in Erie, Pennsylvania. d. Mortimer Snerd.
September 14, 2018
He was taught to yodel by Jack Dempsey one winter in a barn full of beehives. Full credit if you answered b and c, half if b or c.
September 13, 2018
Jimmie was taught to yodel: a. in the Swiss Alps. b. by Jack Dempsey. c. one winter in a barn full of beehives. d. by a buffalo.
September 9, 2018
she takes no guff from her buds
September 7, 2018
Little Edith Piaf grew up to become a sparrow.
September 6, 2018
This little girl grew up to become: a. a nuclear physicist b. a Pulitzer Prize winning novelist. c. a sparrow. d. a queen.
September 5, 2018
the girl with the come hither limp survived on a diet of shrimp her breath melted steel so after each meal she escaped on a runaway blimp
