July 1, 2010
The pinks mill about, awaiting the arrival of their officers (seen filing in from below right in the above photo). Soon roll call will be taken, announcements made, and the pinks will disperse to their assigned lookout posts. Keep safe, little pinks, and God speed.
June 23, 2010
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL UNTIL IT DIES
June 17, 2010
LIFE IS LIKE A PIXIE STOLEN FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH
June 14, 2010
DONATE FIVE BOXES OF CORN AND BECOME ELIGIBLE TO WIN A BOX OF CORN! DAMAGE A HAMSTER ONE DOLLAR A POUNCE PORK RIND MARMALADE NOW WITH MORE BLOODSTAINS!
June 13, 2010
Mervis Plelmorkler contemplated snowy egrets. Completing contemplation, he practiced contortions. Contortions taken care of, he welded himself a sandwich. Lunch over, he filled out the application to legally change his name. Laying aside the pen, he muttered his newly chosen name aloud. “Marty Prassmalleter,” he said, smiling his secret smile, the one with handlebars.
June 10, 2010
Yes, the loon’s refrigerator is covered with Fiddleeebodlian character sketches made by the loon’s saner persona. Yes, no loon abode is complete without a poster of Jean Harlow tastefully placed on the floor. Yes, that hard edge oil pastel there executed by the loon in his youth is entitled “Strange Window”.
June 6, 2010
“En garde,” said the sprinkler to the rainbow, and they fought until they were maimed into bleeding bits of hamburger.
June 3, 2010
When It’s Laundry Stabbing Time in Pennsylvania I Love the Sounds of Tugboats in Her Hair
June 1, 2010
“What tends to make me laugh makes other people eye me warily,” said the troubled meat inspector to an assembly of his favorite teapots. Then he laughed uproariously. His psychiatrist eyed him warily.
May 26, 2010
Anna May Wong, and yet, on the other hand, she may not.