Yellow, for the most part, has been driven from the meadow. A legion of purple, barely discernible in the distance, is closing fast to join up with its ally, white, in pushing the final few yellow stragglers off the field of battle. The abandoned pink camp sites of the yellow indicate the enormity of the […]
Assembled to defend the meadow beyond that young conifer is the Thin Yellow Line. Massed to attack from just off the beaten path is the Purple Horde. The fate of a landscape hangs in the balance. Oblivious, hikers pass by, deciding where to stop for lunch. The crafty loon, however, crouches and waits and waits […]
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The Root of All Evil awoke one morning and pondered on how to spend his day. He plucked up a pen and on his notepad he made out a list of potential purchases: 1. snow burglar 2. ripe elf 3. tincture of gremlin 4. Detroit He then proceeded to make the purchases and to use […]
Yes, my friends, some day the Pink Engulfenment will arrive from the farthest reaches of outer space, and we puny earthlings will be unprepared, unprepared, I tell you, and everything we have known and cherished will be buried in the Pink Engulfenment. Ironic? How should I know? But nevertheless, HAHAHAHAHAHA! -from a recently discovered Ed […]
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1. Go to California and cause a grove of giant redwoods to be leveled somewhere near Scotia. 2. On the day of the ceremony, friends and family should slip silently into the fallen grove disguised as a herd of elk. 3. Spouses to be should arrive wearing gamy salmon costumes. 4. Preacher/rabbi/holy man/civil servant/licensed masseuse, […]
“You know, I’m really not all that interested in who’s the fairest of them all.”
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
