The loon was up all night flocking these trees. At dawn, exhausted, he stepped back to survey his work. He was struck at once in the face by a revelation. So impressed was he that he shouted in glorious glee, “Bo Peep’s sheep weren’t missing! They had just robbed a stagecoach and were on the […]
The loon threatened to go for a swim here yesterday. Fortunately, a compendium of international jewel thieves talked him out of it, and he settled instead for standing on his head while reciting the alphabet backwards.
There once was a crofter named Jones Who was constantly badgered by crones One day he asked why And was told, “My oh my, Be grateful we don’t grind your bones.”
Clark Gable wore: a. out his welcome b. shoes made of wheat c. socks while swimming d. Batman’s utility belt e. all of the above and below f. a miniature hat under his regular hat
1. King Leer 2. The Loin King 3. Been Her 4. Gentlemen Prefer Bonds
The Lone Caribou and the Ghost of the Hindenberg A lone caribou, in search of closure, swam to Hawaii, trotted along various beaches for a while, experienced only disappointment, and decided to swim back home to Santa Fe, New Mexico. One night on the return trip, the caribou clashed metaphorical horns and fell into a […]
When Ma Joad fed the birds, tuppence a bag, big choppers went whuppa whuppa in ‘Nam, and Janis was in San Francisco, man.
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
