MODEST BUMPER STICKERS
my kid is generally well behaved born to compromise
my kid is generally well behaved born to compromise
Warner’s mustache and the tiny starfish engaged in many a nefarious activity.
Jack’s mustache: a. was a highly trained troop of ants. b. often drank at night with the ghost of Nikolai Gogol’s nose. c. was the arch enemy of Jack’s eyebrows. d. colluded with the tiny starfish on the knot of Jack’s tie.
‘Have you ever been in thrall to the venerable bede? I have since long ago when first I learned to read. And now I must away, to live another day.’ Thus so saying, with visage stern, Julia Mills, Julia Mills, ran away beyond the hills never to return.
The moon, full fat, begins its sky climb by sliding up from behind the abandoned lighthouse. You survey the beach and the gentle churning of the surf. Not a living creature do you see. Are you really and truly finally safe? You take two deep breaths and step out into the open. You freeze and […]
Loon: For the 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced for our encouragement today a famous stage performing singer I have never heard of, Ethel Merman. Welcome, shouldn’t your name be Ethel Mermaid instead of Merman? Merman’s ghost: Is that supposed to be funny? And it’s Zimmerman to you, pal. Loon: […]
She batted her eyelids, and the gullible tourists lined up to buy sand.
When she was this young, Fay: a. designed, built, and fired a torpedo. b. never ever screamed, not even once. c. sold buckets of beach sand to gullible tourists. d. scaled the Matterhorn dressed as an owl.
Uriah Heep and Little Bo Peep The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Auntie Mame Hester Prynne and Huckleberry Finn