Be still, my heart Behold the freckling leaves Midnight ripped asunder by the gentle afternoon I waver, uncertain, balanced on one leg I eat the cookie It is good
The vile camel spat on the wall. It broke wind. It belched. ‘The meeting will now come to order,’ it said. The flunkies, grins cemented in place, nodded enthusiastically. The vile camel wiped its lips on the shoulder of nearest seated flunky. ‘Anybody have any objections to anything I say or do?’ asked the vile […]
If it is I read the book (reed) and I read the book (red) Why isn’t it I knead the dough (need) and I knead the dough (ned)?
Raymond Burr is preparing to: a. meet with his congressman. b. discuss the rent increase with his landlord. c. chop veggies for the stir fry. d. enter a monastery.
Loon: What an unprecedented glory we have today in that the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview two celebrity ghosts, the Brothers Grimm! Brothers, do you have a favorite word? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Ausgezeichnet! Loon: Ausge…what? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Zeichnet! Loon: Oh. One […]
Believe it or not, these people are: a. celebrating a record harvest of yams. b. performing an obscure baldness cure ritual. c. shooting the opening scene in a film about industrial espionage. d. preparing to terrify orphans.
Millard Fenwick, Quail at Law, ended his summation with an emphatic plume nod. The judge instructed the jury and sent them into seclusion to deliberate. Returning almost before they left, the jury forebird announced a verdict of not guilty. Millard Fenwick, Quail at Law, gave one triumphant plume nod to his client and hurried off […]
Loon: To bring us into the holiday season the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered unto us the ghost of William Randolph Heart’s chauffeur to under go the 3 Question Interview. May I ask you first, William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur, something about William Randolph Hearst’s cars, automobiles, and adjacent devices? The ghost of William […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
