January 4, 2018
While turning the photographer to stone with his gaze, Rasputin has momentarily abandoned reading: a. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austin. b. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain. c. Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. d. The Sorcerer’s Handbook by Magnus Gift.
January 2, 2018
The last orange pulsing ember of hope strangled to white frozen death. Lifeless crooked sticks marred the smooth blue chill outside the mesh of his cell. The moon gazed with cold indifference. No sneer. No frown. Cold indifference. Metal click and slide of tray. His dinner had arrived. The thick slab of roast beef was […]
December 30, 2017
a millionaire wannabe despot from his ignorance gives us no respite his very small brain corroded and vain is the pride of this horrible fleshpot
December 29, 2017
To be fair, she used disappearing ink.
December 28, 2017
Eva Marie is prematurely amused because she is reaching into her purse to pull out: a. a lipstick to start a game of tic tac toe on Cary’s forehead. b. a squirt gun filled with ink to spray on Cary. c. her pet tarantula and quietly drop it on Cary’s script. d. the car keys […]
December 27, 2017
COLONOSCOPY! Love Amongst the Entrails The Folded Paper Animal Conservation Memorandum Harps: A Survey
December 23, 2017
The incandescent bird monster scraped barnacles from the scow’s hull with its tongue. Howard missed the show, digging through garbage with his back turned to the river. Finally finding an acceptable rind, his pivot back to the river was too late, the incandescent bird monster having flown out of sight seconds earlier. On the following […]
December 22, 2017
It was a bit of a letdown after going through all that mess to end up facing Debbie Boone.
December 21, 2017
Following an exhausting journey fraught with harrowing difficulties, Patty comes face to face with: a. Debbie Boone. b. the magic lollipop queen of chocolate cakes and cookies. c. Zandor, Purveyor of Dreams. d. the meaning of life.