THE RASPUTIN KWIZ

January 4, 2018

While turning the photographer to stone with his gaze, Rasputin has momentarily abandoned reading: a. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austin. b. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain. c. Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. d. The Sorcerer’s Handbook by Magnus Gift.

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ENTRAPPED

January 2, 2018

The last orange pulsing ember of hope strangled to white frozen death. Lifeless crooked sticks marred the smooth blue chill outside the mesh of his cell. The moon gazed with cold indifference. No sneer. No frown. Cold indifference. Metal click and slide of tray. His dinner had arrived. The thick slab of roast beef was […]

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LIMERICK FOR 2017

December 30, 2017

a millionaire wannabe despot from his ignorance gives us no respite his very small brain corroded and vain is the pride of this horrible fleshpot

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THE EVA MARIE AND CARY KWIZ ANSWER

December 29, 2017

To be fair, she used disappearing ink.

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THE EVA MARIE AND CARY KWIZ

December 28, 2017

Eva Marie is prematurely amused because she is reaching into her purse to pull out: a. a lipstick to start a game of tic tac toe on Cary’s forehead. b. a squirt gun filled with ink to spray on Cary. c. her pet tarantula and quietly drop it on Cary’s script. d. the car keys […]

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MORE WORST SELLERS

December 27, 2017

COLONOSCOPY! Love Amongst the Entrails The Folded Paper Animal Conservation Memorandum Harps: A Survey

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HOWARD

December 23, 2017

The incandescent bird monster scraped barnacles from the scow’s hull with its tongue. Howard missed the show, digging through garbage with his back turned to the river. Finally finding an acceptable rind, his pivot back to the river was too late, the incandescent bird monster having flown out of sight seconds earlier. On the following […]

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THE PATTY DUKE KWIZ ANSWER

December 22, 2017

It was a bit of a letdown after going through all that mess to end up facing Debbie Boone.

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THE PATTY DUKE KWIZ

December 21, 2017

Following an exhausting journey fraught with harrowing difficulties, Patty comes face to face with: a. Debbie Boone. b. the magic lollipop queen of chocolate cakes and cookies. c. Zandor, Purveyor of Dreams. d. the meaning of life.

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HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE EVE

December 20, 2017

from Batsantaman

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