THE NITA NALDI KWIZ ANSWER

November 17, 2017

Believe it or not, all 4 answers are true. Nita’s ability to maintain her composure in the situation was impressive.

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THE NITA NALDI KWIZ

November 16, 2017

Silent movie star Nita Naldi is displaying her prize-winning extreme side-eye to: a. the prop boy who asked if she wanted him to hold her jewels. b. the pair of swains battling bare knuckle to decide which of them will escort Ms. Naldi to her throne. c. the fellow stepping onto the set grinning and […]

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WOODEN SOCKS

November 13, 2017

I wore my wooden socks today. I deem it a mistake. The raft of splinters I endured kept me from sleep awake. I wore my wooden socks today. I won’t do it again. Instead I’ll store them on a shelf quite safe from angry men.

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FROM THE DIARY OF HUMPHREY DOVENEST – 1

November 12, 2017

5 June – incident in village today. went to old kennedy’s shop to purchase prepared wadding. on entry noticed the widow briscoe crawling along the floor mewing. kennedy told me to pay her no heed. while paying for the wadding i espied a jar of peppermint sticks on the counter. i bought one and offered […]

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THE 1950S KWIZ ANSWER

November 10, 2017

He really wanted a switchblade knife.

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THE 1950S KWIZ

November 9, 2017

In the 1950s this kid: a. always wore shirts with collars wider than his shoulders. b. always wore pants that were very strange indeed. c. always suffered hair doused in oil and combed. d. subtly vented rage after receiving a crappy fake ray gun for his birthday instead of a switchblade knife.

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THE OLD COLLEGE TRY

November 7, 2017

Flowers continue to do the best they can.

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THE SEANCE KWIZ ANSWER

November 3, 2017

They did contact Eli Whitney, and he told them to go away and stop bothering him.

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THE SEANCE KWIZ

November 2, 2017

The lady in white, Matilda ‘Raccoon’ Everheart, conducted this seance in a quest to contact: a. Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin. b. the Ghost of Christmas Past. c. Dracula. d. anyone at all from Topeka, Kansas.

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HALLOWEEN INCIDENT

October 31, 2017

A lone hill, a substantial bump on the otherwise flat prairie, overlooked the town. A barrier fence of barbed wire circled the hill. It was hardly needed, for no resident of the town ever dared to consider for a moment setting so much as a boot toe on the hill’s flank. Terror of the hill […]

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