THE CREATURE’S EYES

October 29, 2017

the creature’s eyes pig darting incompetent buffoon and don’t get me started about its hair

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THE DANCE MARATHON KWIZ ANSWER

October 27, 2017

The young lady was given the lake of her choice and 3 million dollars when she revealed her partner had been dead for the last three days of the dance.

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THE DANCE MARATHON KWIZ

October 26, 2017

That couple #51 on the left won this dance marathon was amazing because: a. the young lady managed to convincingly drag the corpse of her partner around for the final three days. b. the other three couples mysteriously died all at once. c. the young lady ate  nothing at all and drank only what she […]

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BAD BRITISH MYSTERY TITLES

October 22, 2017

The Chamber Pot Murders Tea and Strumpets

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A GATHERING

October 21, 2017

Bouquets gather to gossip.

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THE OVER THE CLIFF KWIZ ANSWER

October 20, 2017

The correct answer is ‘all of the above’.

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THE OVER THE CLIFF KWIZ

October 19, 2017

This couple has left their senses behind for good because: a. the world is an insane jumble of insane insanity. b. the alternative was unpalatable. c. their landlord tripled the rent and opened a jackhammer repair shop next door. d. of all of the above

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

October 15, 2017

Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones? Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme. Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, […]

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THE EBENEZER SCROOGE KWIZ ANSWER

October 13, 2017

The rat room experience stayed with him for a long, long time.

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THE EBENEZER SCROOGE KWIZ

October 12, 2017

In order to immerse himself into the role of Scrooge, Alastair Sim: a. lived alone on an ice floe for a week. b. oared a scull up and down the Thames non-stop for 24 hours. c. practiced glaring balefully while standing immobile in Trafalgar Square. d. stayed for three hours in a small dark room […]

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