THE CREATURE’S EYES
the creature’s eyes pig darting incompetent buffoon and don’t get me started about its hair
the creature’s eyes pig darting incompetent buffoon and don’t get me started about its hair
The young lady was given the lake of her choice and 3 million dollars when she revealed her partner had been dead for the last three days of the dance.
That couple #51 on the left won this dance marathon was amazing because: a. the young lady managed to convincingly drag the corpse of her partner around for the final three days. b. the other three couples mysteriously died all at once. c. the young lady ate nothing at all and drank only what she […]
The Chamber Pot Murders Tea and Strumpets
The correct answer is ‘all of the above’.
This couple has left their senses behind for good because: a. the world is an insane jumble of insane insanity. b. the alternative was unpalatable. c. their landlord tripled the rent and opened a jackhammer repair shop next door. d. of all of the above
Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones? Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme. Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, […]
The rat room experience stayed with him for a long, long time.
In order to immerse himself into the role of Scrooge, Alastair Sim: a. lived alone on an ice floe for a week. b. oared a scull up and down the Thames non-stop for 24 hours. c. practiced glaring balefully while standing immobile in Trafalgar Square. d. stayed for three hours in a small dark room […]