LOON DIARY ENTRY FOR AUGUST 6TH
The moles invaded this morning. Held them at bay with high pitched shriek, pan bashing, etc.
The moles invaded this morning. Held them at bay with high pitched shriek, pan bashing, etc.
Once upon a time in Modesto a young girl refused to eat any strawberries whatsoever for the entire month of August. Authorities summoned from Hollister were baffled. Experts from Delano refused to get involved. When the young girl’s parents pleaded with her one final time on August 31st, the young girl placed her half eaten […]
To be fair, as caves go, it was a luxury cave.
Ozzie, Harriet, Dave and Rick: a. were aliens from a galaxy far, far away. b. often played miniature golf on their yacht in the heart of Soviet Russia. c. spent most of their down time in a cave. d. each possessed a mansion the others weren’t allowed to visit.
A young girl quests to overcome severe vertigo in this stunning debut novel by Amelia Brunte.
To have a carpet of books is not as odd as it looks especially when in the old den I had a carpet of hooks
Frankenstein gave his cat to the monster. The monster ate the cat. Frankenstein was disappointed.
Wilcoxon did yodel during vespers.
In this scene, C Aubrey Smith is chastising Henry Wilcoxon for: a. yodeling during vespers. b. eating the last marshmallow. c. the pig bladder whoopee cushion incident. d. impersonating an owl without the King’s blessing.
The girl in the lemon yellow dress left the party to step out onto the balcony for a moment so that she might somehow bring calm to her wildly chaotic mind and, in so doing, fully comprehend the recent event. She gazed across the 25 story plummet to the balcony opposite, where she saw a […]