LOON DIARY ENTRY FOR AUGUST 6TH

August 6, 2017

The moles invaded this morning. Held them at bay with high pitched shriek, pan bashing, etc.

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THE MODESTO OBSTINACY

August 5, 2017

Once upon a time in Modesto a young girl refused to eat any strawberries whatsoever for the entire month of August. Authorities summoned from Hollister were baffled. Experts from Delano refused to get involved. When the young girl’s parents pleaded with her one final time on August 31st, the young girl  placed her half eaten […]

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THE OZZIE AND HARRIET KWIZ ANSWER

August 4, 2017

To be fair, as caves go, it was a luxury cave.

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THE OZZIE AND HARRIET KWIZ

August 3, 2017
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Ozzie, Harriet, Dave and Rick: a. were aliens from a galaxy far, far away. b. often played miniature golf on their yacht in the heart of Soviet Russia. c. spent most of their down time in a cave. d. each possessed a mansion the others weren’t allowed to visit.

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WEATHERING HEIGHTS

August 1, 2017

A young girl quests to overcome severe vertigo in this stunning debut novel by Amelia Brunte.

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BOOK CARPET

July 31, 2017

To have a carpet of books is not as odd as it looks especially when in the old den I had a carpet of hooks

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FRANKENSTEIN’S CAT, A CHILDREN’S STORY

July 30, 2017

Frankenstein gave his cat to the monster. The monster ate the cat. Frankenstein was disappointed.

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THE C. AUBREY/HENRY KWIZ ANSWER

July 28, 2017

Wilcoxon did yodel during vespers.

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THE C. AUBREY/HENRY KWIZ

July 27, 2017

In this scene, C Aubrey Smith is chastising Henry Wilcoxon for: a. yodeling during vespers. b. eating the last marshmallow. c. the pig bladder whoopee cushion incident. d. impersonating an owl without the King’s blessing.

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LEMON YELLOW

July 26, 2017

The girl in the lemon yellow dress left the party to step out onto the balcony for a moment so that she might somehow bring calm to her wildly chaotic mind and, in so doing, fully comprehend the recent event.  She gazed across the 25 story plummet to the balcony opposite, where she saw a […]

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