SIX WORD NOVEL

July 25, 2017

Bloodstain. The smiling buffalo protects Amanda.

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TODAY’S MENU

July 24, 2017

Fuel Injected Tofu Buttered Krill On Thrice Folded Mushroom Rafts Tortured Greens With A Rendered Liquid Salt And Caramel Dressing Ivy Surrounded By A Severely Spun Calico Brittle

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THOMAS JEFFERSON.

July 23, 2017

Loon: It is with incumbent joy that I accept delivery from the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview one Thomas L. Jefferson, 2nd president of the Continental Congress’s Untied States of America. Mr. Jefferson, a lot of books have been written about you. Do you agree? Jefferson’s ghost: Yes. Loon: Did […]

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RANDOM GENETIC DRIFT

July 22, 2017

random genetic drift an anthropological term i admire anthropo logic as much as the next guy but for me in my youth traveling from Big Sur to Lake Tahoe to Reno to Bakersfield was the living embodiment of random genetic drift

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ ANSWER

July 21, 2017

The answer is everything. The guy does it all.

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THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL KWIZ

July 20, 2017

This government official was appointed by Donald Trump to oversee: a. the preparation of cheeseburgers and the defense department. b. golf course landscaping and the appointment of ambassadors to foreign nations. c. the orange skin products and environmental destruction. d. all of the above plus cyber hacking coordination and chocolate cakes.

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BUGS

July 18, 2017

bugs make a terrific paste not to everyone’s taste i make haste to acknowledge simply baste with toxic waste effluvium laced for optimum enjoyment

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHITA

July 16, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension in their wisdom have sent to us for the 3 Question Interview a chimpanzee. I am told it was a movie star named Chita in something called Tar Zone or Tar Man. Tell me, Chita, did you ever operate the camera yourself when shooting those movies? Chita’s ghost: […]

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TINNIA GILES MELEET

July 15, 2017

tinnia giles meleet went down to welcome the fleet she arrived out of breath and fell to her death angels fed her a gleat* *angel salmon

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THE PEBBLE AND THE BLADE OF GRASS

July 13, 2017

The pebble and the blade of grass engaged in a lengthy discussion concerning continental drift. As the pebble ardently emphasized a particular theory, it was interrupted mid-sentence when a stone bounded over the hill and rolled by. Taking advantage of the pebble’s sudden pause, the blade of grass spoke up. ‘There’s that stone again, rolling […]

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