There once was a knight, Sir Lim of Rick who scraped poems on walls with a sharpened stick. When questioned why he shouted, ‘I have not got a clue. Perhaps I’m sick.’
In this scene, Anny is about to: a. convince her parents that she be allowed to attend the dance. b. secretly consume the entire birthday cake she has hidden behind the curtain. c. perform surgery on a reluctant volunteer. d. do something she just might, upon further consideration, regret.
‘My knives aren’t sharp enough!’ cried the wildly gesticulating man careening down the sidewalk and clad in tattered rags. A phalanx of assorted businessmen and women tackled him and, forming a writhing lump of humanity, sharpened his knives for him and then released him to freely careen on his merry way. The world sighed, once […]
perry o’dontal danced a jig, went to town, bought a wig, perry o’dontal ate a fig, drank some ale, sought a pig perry o’dontal wandered away with pig and wig to end the day
When Dot and Lil went on a picnic: a. they went on a PICNIC! b. they used their steel reinforced picnic coach to bear the weight of 10,000 pounds of food. c. a team of 20 mules pulled the food and maiden laden coach. d. all of the above
Sir Hat of the Fen entered the lists perched securely on the back of his powerful glowing steed. ‘Easy, my gallant,’ soothed Sir Hat, and the steed shuddered, shaking its feathered mane. Across the field the Red Knight lowered his lance and charged. Sir Hat responded in kind and surged bucketty clatter forward. Two lances […]
A trial balloon was on display in my cave the other day. The judge herself gave it to me when a jury of peers set me free. Oh, happy as a lark am I with many another fish to fry. Tears of joy spill from my eye. Serenity mine ’til by and by a happy […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
