THE CATHERINE COOKSON KWIZ

November 17, 2016

This is Catherine Cookson, prolific novelist. She wrote more books than: a. you could shake a stick at if you happen to be the sort of person who wanders about shaking sticks at books. b. she could remember. In fact, having forgotten earlier works, she often wrote them again later. c. Stan Laurel and Oliver […]

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RAYMOND CHANDLER’S HEAD

November 14, 2016
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raymond chandler’s head was often found in bed but only when he slept and never when he wept while gnashing of his teeth raymond ate a bar of heath sitting on the lawn raymond drank ’til dawn a shaky quivering husk he drank then until dusk staggering to and fro he dreamed up Phil Marlowe

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THE TRIANGLE

November 13, 2016

Perkins Jellycomb tallied the last of the bananas, removed his smock, waved to Harlow, and left the warehouse. Harlow, in reaction to Jellycomb’s farewell salute, deactivated her station, removed her smock, sprinted from the warehouse onto the dock, flicked her eyes left and right, centered her soul, and flung herself into the water. The following […]

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YES NO

November 12, 2016

Cool Hand Luke? Yes Cool Hand Mortimer? No Duke of Earl? Yes Duke of Certified Public Accounting? No Cool Papa Bell? Yes Cool Papa Ooo Mau Mau? No

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FUTURE TREATISE

November 10, 2016

MARCHING TO OBLIVION: A History of the Human Race by ^&*%^&$e*-* of the planet *#)*#!^

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MOVIE AD

November 8, 2016

THE FEW! THE MANY! Can her passionate embrace tame his turbulent anger? Can their haunted love penetrate a tidal wave of intrigue? Go see Barbara Stanwyck and Peter Lorre in cinevision’s newest triumph MANY ARE THE FEW

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OVER THE HILL

November 5, 2016

The town never changed. Each and every morning Ted opened the door to his store at 6 o’clock sharp and swept the dust from the boardwalk fronting his business out onto the dust of the street. He nodded the same greeting, a nod of his head, a minute later each and every morning to Mabel […]

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THE BIG HORSE KWIZ ANSWER

November 4, 2016

Minutes after this photo was taken, the big horse turned contemplation into action.

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THE BIG HORSE KWIZ

November 3, 2016

This big horse was: a. a German spy. b. stuffed with ancient Greek warriors. c. contemplating mayhem. d. a licensed stenographer.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL BECKETT’S HABERDASHER

October 30, 2016

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us for the 3 Question Interview Samuel Beckett’s haberdasher. Mr. Dasher, was Samuel Beckett a horse when it came to wearing clothes? Beckett’s haberdasher’s ghost: All going, stopped going, to begin again. Loon: Am I right to interpret that as a ‘yes’? Beckett’s […]

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