PRUDENT ENIGMA

July 6, 2016

prudent enigma whenforth hast thou environed my protective heart the birds are wary clinging like magnetized shavings to the remaining dome wonder of wonders alas the insects the insects alas

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LITTLE FUZZGLOBE

July 5, 2016

Little Fuzzglobe felt conspicuously out of place in the crowd gathering for the lecture on horticulture.

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QUESTIONS NOT OFTEN, IF EVER, ASKED

July 3, 2016

Who is the portrait liaison for our district? Which armada goes first? When it’s morning in Alaska, what else happens? Fictional truth or truthful fiction, which goes best with this suit? Is Septembruary the only hidden month?

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THE CLARE EAMES KWIZ ANSWER

July 1, 2016

Clare became Mary by staring silently into the mirror for ten minutes.

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THE CLARE EAMES KWIZ

June 30, 2016

Moments before Clare Eames took the stage as Mary, Queen of Scots, at the brand new Ritz Theatre in 1921, she: a. kissed her lucky hat and tossed it in the air three times. b. recited her lucky poem, ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’. c. gazed fixedly at herself in the mirror and became Mary, […]

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THE CRIME OF ALISON FENTLOW

June 29, 2016

When asked if she would care to imbibe, Alison Fentlow demurred. When shown the jewels of the Countess Malone, Alison Fentlow purred. When late at night the Countess slept, Alison Fentlow stirred. When in the morning shouts of loss Alison Fentlow heard, she slipped away undetected with Count Raven Bold, her bird.

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PSYCHEDELIC

June 26, 2016

like whoa, far out

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THE ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN KWIZ ANSWER

June 10, 2016

The correct answer is ‘all of the above’.

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THE ALEKSANDR SOLZHENITSYN KWIZ

June 9, 2016

In this photo, Al just became aware of: a. 2 KGB agents disguised as buffaloes. b. a man eating a huge and no doubt delicious slab of pizza. c. a band of harlequins cartwheeling by in the distance. d. all of the above.

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TROUT

June 7, 2016

“Trout, is that you?” “Yes, sir.” “Splendid. Bring me a brandy. That would hit the spot.” “Very good, sir.” “And Trout?” “Sir?” “While you’re at it, replace the flowers in that vase. A bit bedraggled, don’t you think? And bring me my argyle socks, you know the ones. And my green scarf. A bit chilly […]

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