Landon Chip lanced the boils easiest to reach and left the rest for later. Tim Landfill called the meeting to order by banging on his stumps with spoons. Maisie decided she liked almonds best of all.
Loon: Today’s guest brought to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview was an opera singer of some renown, I am told. Welcome to Maria Callas. Tell me, Ms. Callas, what was Minnie Pearl really like off the stage? Ghost of Callas (icily): I wouldn’t know. Loon: I see. […]
Timothy Tootsie also invented steam-powered hedge clippers.
Tootsie Roll Pops were invented by: a. a secret consortium of renegade dentists. b. a government funded dental think tank. c. an anonymous food researcher, believed to be a dentist. d. Timothy Tootsie.
Charles Bentlow slid from concealment behind the rhododendrons, furtively glancing to his left. Had he in addition glanced furtively to his right, fortune might have smiled and guided him to safety in the boathouse. However, his glance to the left lingered a beat too long, thereby solidifying in perpetuity fortune’s frown on Bentlow’s subsequent demise. […]
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trembling joe was a formidable foe he wiggled when i wagged i feinted here he feinted there my spirit sadly sagged in a final thrust i placed my all he danced aside adroitly i fell undone he pulled a gun and winged me by the oak tree
His vision was perfect. He didn’t need them, but the fashion statement they made pleased him.
Samuel Beckett always wore his glasses like this because: a. of course. b. a combination of Ireland and France nudged him in this direction. c. crystal clarity of vision gave him the jubjubs. d. he didn’t need them.
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