November 16, 2015
an isosceles triangle wearing a hat is nothing at all to be ever sneezed at. it should be respected and offered some tea, lauded and coddled and placed in a tree. and each day at sunset a trumpet shall sound reflecting the answers to questions not found.
November 15, 2015
When you type ‘storng’ instead of ‘strong’, that is a type of graphical error, or as the Irish say, a typographical error.
November 13, 2015
Ned Kelly did have a special fondness for lizard livers with kangaroo sauce.
November 12, 2015
Australian outlaw Ned Kelly’s favorite meal was: a. liver and onions. b. lizard and onions. c. lizard livers with kangaroo sauce. d. Waltzing Matilda (a mixture of lizard, onions, and spam).
November 11, 2015
You howl at the fat round moon. Your gold glow eyes shine. You lower your head, scan the valley below. The window of the distant cabin winks a yellow flicker of candlelight. You set off loping easily across the snow. Approaching the cabin, you pause, listen, and crouch low, resting your muzzle on a streaked […]
November 9, 2015
oh the chain its serpent shadow hints at the captured horror lurking beneath the tranquil surface of the lake
November 8, 2015
Loon: With us today for the 3 Question Interview is none other than the ghost of Thomas Alvin Edison, the famous inventor. Mr. Edison, was it hard to invent stuff? Edison’s ghost: My middle name is Alva, not Alvin, and inventing ‘stuff’, as you say, was no easy task. Loon: Alva? Really? Sounds more like […]
November 6, 2015
Cockroaches came to tremble in fear at the tap tap tap approach of Ruby.
November 5, 2015
Ruby learned to tap dance: a. as a child by killing cockroaches in the kitchen. b. to have something to fall back on if the spinning straw into gold thing didn’t work out. c. to gain revenge on a neighbor in the apartment below who made fun of her voice. d. to show that she […]