I have tremendous will power, as in: I will eat a third brownie after having a second. What I lack is won’t power, as in: I won’t eat a second brownie, a third one therefore being out of the question.
Prudhomme Jerico unfastened the hinges of his platypus costume and shucked himself free of the disguise. The land in front of Rose Talisman rose up to greet her with a violent caress, breaking her harmonica. Stebbins Boulder vowed silently to discover why his bath attendant was an elephant. Walking in triumph, Jones wondered how he […]
Dave Fenderber was content, nay, ebullient. The boss had given him a substantial raise, a key to the executive lounge, and a new Rolls Royce. He fairly floated on wings of joy and the elevator up to the 121st floor, where with his new key he opened the golden door to the executive lounge. Bowing […]
As a young man, Picasso: a. spent his summers in the Pyrenees mountains pretending to be a sheep. b. could breathe under water. c. repeatedly fell to the floor while trying to sit in a chair he designed. d. wouldn’t eat if after a moment of silent meditation he decided the room wasn’t orange enough.
one side makes you larger the other makes you small if you ingest too many you’ll slide a waterfall while on the spiral wall forever in a ball of sparkle
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Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost here for the 3 question interview is a former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt. Madame Chairman, just what was it like to be married to Teddy Roosevelt? Eleanor’s ghost: Teddy was my uncle. Loon: You were married to your uncle? Eleanor’s ghost: No, no, no. I was married to Franklin. Loon: Are […]
That’s an aspen on the left, a triffid on the right. I have named the triffid Hans Triffid Andersen because of the spellbinding tales it tells to flocks of flowers such as those pictured above. I can say without fear of contradiction that you haven’t heard a truly horrifying tale of terror until you’ve heard […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
