SOLIPSISM
September 21, 2015
solipsism embedded in perfume self-negating ombudsmen need not apply the pen of your aunt is not i repeat not on the table
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – NERO
September 20, 2015
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we welcome the ghost of the famous Roman emperor, Nero. Your Royal Elevatedness, welcome. Do you speak American? Nero’s ghost: Si, amigo. Loon: Uh, I mean American like in Omaha. Do you speak that? Nero’s ghost: But of course. I speak everything. I’m a genius. Loon: What is […]
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MORE ADDISON NINDERNOK
September 19, 2015
Addison Nindernok fell in the Lomond Loch. He sank like a stone to the bottom. With a thrash and a flail he grabbed Nessie’s tail and stayed as a guest until autumn.
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SHOEMAKER
September 18, 2015
Trying not to display the significant amount of trepidation she felt, Shoemaker entered the bait shop. A swift glance found the proprietor seated behind a neatly cluttered counter. Snagged in frozen avalanche down the face of his many pocketed canvas vest were legions of feathered barbs. ‘Moving down or up or not is what the […]
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ROSE CLOUD SPECTRE
September 17, 2015
The crowd below watched in awe as the ghostly rose sailed silently by.
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FALLING OFF MOUNTAINS
September 15, 2015
falling off mountains tumbling in mud the cobra is fine there’s not much blood slapped by seas bring more wine sink beneath the waves the weather is fine the weather is fine the weather is fine i tell you fine
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THE DUNE
September 12, 2015
You crawl up the dune on hands and knees. Your clothes are in tatters. Your heart hammers in your chest, and your breathing is labored, like a faltering steam engine trying to haul a hundred cars of coal against a furious shrieking wind. Why are you there? You don’t know. You don’t remember. You are […]
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THE JOHN CAMERON SWAYZE KWIZ ANSWER
September 11, 2015
If his pencil triangle was not in place, John Cameron hid under the desk until pencils and subsequent triangle formation were quickly produced.
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THE JOHN CAMERON SWAYZE KWIZ
September 10, 2015
When broadcasting the news, John Cameron Swayze always: a. wore a coat, tie, and purple velvet knickers. b. carried a handkerchief with the word ‘ghoul’ written on it in blood. c. had 3 pencils arranged to form a triangle to his left on the desk. d. wept inwardly.
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YET ANOTHER MOVIE PROMO
September 8, 2015
AN INADVERTENTLY STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT COMPELLINGLY UNPLEASANT leaves a vinegary aftertaste SEE MAYHEM LUST and HOPE DEFERRED SEE! THE WANDERING CLAW (free lobster included with the purchase of each ticket)
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