A WORD TO THE WISE
September 7, 2015
Anvil in a Lace Bootie
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THE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
September 6, 2015
On cue, the streetlamps exploded, and the tiny reindeer emerged from the fake buffalo and fanned out to take their positions. The slim young man wearing boots with turnover tops nodded, and the secondary display unfurled, bats chittering down the wall of the stable and the insane monkey turning flips up and down the alley. […]
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THE H. RIDER HAGGARD KWIZ ANSWER
September 3, 2015
Little did nanny know that one day her clever child control device would would live forever as She Who Must Be Obeyed in H. Rider Haggard’s great novel, She.
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THE H. RIDER HAGGARD KWIZ
September 2, 2015
H. Rider Haggard’s nanny struck terror and obedience into the hearts of her young charges by snatching from a high shelf and brandishing a cruel doll known to all the children as: a. Mrs. Stab b. Deathly Singer, Bringer of Plague c. She Who Must Be Obeyed d. Alice No Throat
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LIDA ROSE
September 1, 2015
ADDISON NINDERNOK
August 31, 2015
Addison Nindernok tripped on a cinder block, fell and broke his glasses. He rolled and groaned, wept and moaned, amusing all the lasses. Addison Nindernok climbed up on Pinder Rock, slipped and broke both ankles. He yipped and yawped, squeaked, then squawked, ‘By Jove, this really rankles!’
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FANTASTIC FANTASY OPENING PARAGRAPH
August 30, 2015
‘I am the Kulm of Sta Ben Fol. Unfold your lances and follow me,’ shouted the muscle-clad leader to his rank on rank of Pen Dal warriors. A shout of glory roared across the Plain of Hobnavor and clashed with the vast sea of mutant frowning Underhorde legions. The Lords of Darkness glittered their hate […]
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A POEM NOT VERY MUCH ABOUT EGGS
August 29, 2015
sliced loaf of jam the carpenter roams restless her hammer is tempered in rendered lard (eggs) i wept when the chimney collapsed and sent chimney shards hurtling into alvin
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THE WALT DISNEY KWIZ ANSWER
August 28, 2015
The Mickey Mouse doll said many other things, too, all triple X-rated.
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THE WALT DISNEY KWIZ
August 27, 2015
Among Walt’s lesser known assets were: a. a secret elephant. b. a pair of wingtip shoes once worn by William Jennings Bryan. c. a spool of thread tossed aside by Greta Garbo. d. A Mickey Mouse doll that said ‘I hate you, my darling Clementine, mwa ha ha’ when you pulled and released the appropriately […]
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