NEEDED PUBLICATION

January 16, 2019

How To Navigate The Urge To Merge With Compassion And Empathy: A Remedial Instruction Manual For Supreme Court Justices, Presidents, And Others Of The Ilk

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HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY, EDWARD LEAR

January 15, 2019

There was an odd man with a beard who had twenty siblings – how weird It’s no wonder that he spouted nonsense for free That artistic odd man with a beard

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BLOODLINE HAWKFACE

January 13, 2019

Bloodline Hawkface sat on the floor Bloodline Hawkface gazed at the door Bloodline Hawkface gasped in fright When Spewing Gore gushed in from the right To batter him with fists of steel Bloodline Hawkface shouted, ‘Yes! I did it! I did it! I confess!’ Detective Sergeant Inspector Dial Allowed himself a triumphant smile

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THE WAITING FOR GODOT KWIZ ANSWER

January 11, 2019

Lucky was actively anti-tennis.

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THE WAITING FOR GODOT KWIZ

January 10, 2019

Here Didi and Gogo are listening to Lucky as he explains: a. the best way to remove wrinkles from an elephant. b. why tennis is a game to be subdued at all costs. c. how corporations douse the ember of hope. d. when how is why.

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THE COBRA

January 7, 2019

Elias ’10 Bricks’ Atkinson hummed a merry Mozart tune. Simultaneously, he maneuvered the snow plow to and fro, rendering the parking lot usable. Satisfied, he brought the squat vehicle to a halt and exited the driver’s cabin. Hands on hips, he surveyed a job well done. He was killed instantly when a snow cobra flew […]

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THE UB IWERKS KWIZ ANSWER

January 4, 2019

Ub was quite the dapper dresser, saddle shoes to snap brim hat.

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THE UB IWERKS KWIZ

January 3, 2019

When Ub was introduced to Walt Disney, Walt: a. laughed in his face. b. asked him what his real name was. c. dared Ub to swim to Catalina. d. admired Ub’s spiffy new saddle shoes.

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MOVIE DIALOGUE SAMPLE CIRCA 1930

January 2, 2019

‘Say, what is this?’

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NEW YEAR’S EVE

December 31, 2018
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