APRIL 30TH
April 30, 2015
Anvil in a Lace Bootie
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SIMILES
April 29, 2015
He looked like: a. a termite, but softened the effect by wearing a tie. b. a partially digested omelet, but without the charm. c. an umbrella left out in the rain. d. runaway inflation with a matching smile.
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POETIC POECIA
April 28, 2015
my sister’s aunt (rhyme it with want) decided to go fishing she caught an old tire, a tin can and some wire and the law firm of Harboth & Swishing
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ESCAPE
April 27, 2015
You fling yourself into the ditch and burrow frantically, covering yourself with fallen leaves. Your heart hammers in your chest. You hold your breath and tremble in silence. The horses thunder by. You wait. You wait. You wait until you can wait no more. You gasp, take in air with a shuddering sob. They’ll be […]
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INNOCENTS
April 26, 2015
THE KATNISS EVERDEEN, CONFLICTED KILLING MACHINE, KWIZ ANSWER
April 24, 2015
She dug a great trench 40 feet long out back and eventually filled it to the brim with pencils, which she proceeded to walk back and forth on for hours. Who knows why?
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THE KATNISS EVERDEEN, CONFLICTED KILLING MACHINE, KWIZ
April 23, 2015
In addition to her archery skills, it’s a little known fact that Katniss: a. was also a leading authority on the films of Mary Pickford. b. could recite the entire poem Hiawatha while hopping. c. hoarded pencils. d. had a favorite element, tungsten.
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HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
April 21, 2015
long in the fellow short in the tooth henry wadsworth yea forsooth
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CALISTHENICS
April 20, 2015
The troops wait for the sergeant major to lead them in morning calisthenics.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ALFRED HITCHCOCK
April 19, 2015
Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought forth a celebrity by the name of Alfred Hitchcock, who was an important filmmaker, they tell me. Welcome to the 3 Question Interview, Mr. Hitchcock. Alfred’s ghost: Good evening. Loon: I don’t know a lot about films. The last one I saw was Chitty Chitty […]
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