October 26, 2017
That couple #51 on the left won this dance marathon was amazing because: a. the young lady managed to convincingly drag the corpse of her partner around for the final three days. b. the other three couples mysteriously died all at once. c. the young lady ate nothing at all and drank only what she […]
October 20, 2017
The correct answer is ‘all of the above’.
October 19, 2017
This couple has left their senses behind for good because: a. the world is an insane jumble of insane insanity. b. the alternative was unpalatable. c. their landlord tripled the rent and opened a jackhammer repair shop next door. d. of all of the above
October 13, 2017
The rat room experience stayed with him for a long, long time.
October 12, 2017
In order to immerse himself into the role of Scrooge, Alastair Sim: a. lived alone on an ice floe for a week. b. oared a scull up and down the Thames non-stop for 24 hours. c. practiced glaring balefully while standing immobile in Trafalgar Square. d. stayed for three hours in a small dark room […]
October 6, 2017
Lizabeth’s 3 piece wooden hairpiece was crafted by underground gnomes.
October 5, 2017
Lizabeth’s hair: a. was constructed by joining together 3 sections of fine grained sculpted wood. b. was made of salt water taffy. c.was an alien with complete control over Lizabeth’s mind. d. did not look like this first thing in the morning.
September 29, 2017
Lillian, deep down inside, thought her sister Dorothy’s urn was just a little better than her own.
September 28, 2017
Caught in the comfort of an emotional moment with her favorite urn, Lillian is giving the side-eye to: a. a braying door-to-door salesman extolling the virtues of the amazing whisk broom. b. a chocolate cake set there solely to interrupt her concentration. c. some dead bodies. d. her sister Dorothy’s favorite urn.
September 22, 2017
The tall guy’s comment about the lady’s hat was meant to be a compliment.