In the situation pictured, the little lady is obviously: a. pointing the gun at the wrong guy. b. drunk. c. unaware that she is deep in a trance. d. overreacting to a perceived insult.
Kim and Py, her cat, were most decidedly not fans of Uncle Miltie.
Kim is: a. in the midst of her acclaimed ventriloquist act. b. reacting to Milton Berle’s antics. c. watching Julia Child pound a haddock. d. weighing the advantages and disadvantages of the many weapons on display.
Saliva, Queen of Insects, uses her hypnotic gaze in tandem with her crystal ball to: a. render into helpless putty in her hands you, yes you, mwah ha ha. b. help out with the dusting. c. spy on nefarious corn futures traders. d. contact the Jellyfish Monster approaching San Diego Harbor with mayhem in mind.
Robin is taken aback because he had been under the impression that the aurochs was extinct.
Here is Robin: a. about to collapse after a remarkably coordinated cluster of arrows has entered his upper torso from the rear. b. realizing the hat, instead of flattering, is way ridiculous. c. stopped in his tracks by the sight of Friar Tuck cavorting with a goat, a cat, and an albino aurochs. d. trying […]
Darius was unsuccessful dating because: a. no maiden was ever impressed by his ability to type 100 words a minute with his proboscis. b. he wasn’t rich. c. although everything about him was problematical, the eyes took it over the top. d. he mistakenly thought he was a small tractor.
Some of the morrow’s joys being contemplated are frankly sinister.
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