When told he looked an awful lot like Roy Rogers, Leonard said: a. ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’ b. ‘My horse, Pansy, looks a lot like Trigger, too, don’t you think?’ c. ‘Go ahead and ask my Dale Evans look-alike wife, Hortense Blugg, what she thinks.’ d. ‘That may be, but look at […]
Mae would certainly have won the race with Mary Pickford if not for one thing.In the final lung taxing straightaway, Mae continued to breathe through her nose, refusing to disturb the perfection of her Cupid bow pout by opening her mouth to suck in sufficient oxygen. Mary sped by and breasted the tape.
Silent film star Mae Murray: a. was not being funny on purpose. b. used her Cupid bow pout so much that her lip muscles grew strong enough to tear the caps off of beer bottles. c. once lost a footrace to Mary Pickford. d. had a smaller mansion built inside her larger mansion. e. anticipated […]
Whenever threatened, Joe’s silent stare was most effective.
Joe, whenever threatened, would: a. quickly write a cadenza. b. use the particular silent stare illustrated above. c. disarm his foe with barnyard animal impressions. d. backflip away to a safe distance. e. vacation in Toronto.
When the ghost of Conrad’s long dead cat visited him, Conrad unleashed his alarming smile of happiness.
Conrad Veidt’s eyes are glazed like that because: a. he’s been awake for 16 days staring at an orange. b. the wig of enchantment automatically induces a waking coma of happiness. c. they aren’t his eyes. They’re fake eyes painted on his closed eyelids. d. his cat, though dead seven years, still recognizes him.
When Blossom Seeley and Benny Fields were vaudeville headliners, they spent whatever spare time they had: a. in the lab fruitlessly trying to develop a ray gun. b. reading Kafka to their chihuahua, Roderick. c. bowling with their pals, George Burns and Gracie Allen. d. speaking easy, if you know what I mean.
Tommy did make the mistake of challenging Pat to a 3 mile run.
Besides for president, Pat Paulsen once ran: a. a hippopotamus into the ground. b. from Moline, Illinois to Wichita, Kansas wearing a lemon-scented orange beret. c. the Bald Eagle Hawk, a small newspaper in Weed, California. d. Tommy Smothers into the ground. e. a zoo in Poland.
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