The Thanksgiving Christmas Tree Girl: a. is a creative way to punish a child. b. is seen floating over Denmark every year in late November. c. presides over the blessing of the cauldrons. d. is contemplating sweet, sweet revenge. e. captures the souls of all who gaze into her eyes.
The Grim Reaper: a. has an excellent dentist. b. refuses to play chess with Swedes. c. is not such a bad guy once you get to know him. d. gave a commendable performance in a Perth revival of Phantom of the Opera.
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent to us for today’s 3 question interview the royal personage of a very queen needing no introduction. So without further ado, I introduce Queen Victoria. Tell us, your Royal Imperium, what did it feel like when you found out you were Queen? Victoria’s ghost: We were […]
The human pyramid collapsing shocked Constance. The mooning of Mr. Griffith was old hat to the girl, as was her Ma wading through crowds, fists flying.
17 year old Constance Talmadge as Mountain Girl in D. W. Griffith’s Intolerance is reacting to: a. a pair of extras mooning Mr. Griffith. b. her Ma bashing her way through a sea of extras to bring Constance lunch. c. a phalanx of extras falling from their ill-advised attempt at a human pyramid. d. Katniss […]
In this photo Tiny Tim is reacting to: a. a frenzied mob rushing at him intent on tearing him apart. b. the grenade launcher display at his local arms dealer’s basement hideaway. c. evil tulips tiptoeing in his direction. d. Ed McMahon tossing Johnny Carson out the window.
They stabbed each other with poisoned darts. To be fair, the darts were made of soft rubber, and the poison was quite mild, merely rendering them a bit dizzy for half an hour or so.
While making the movie I Married a Witch, Veronica and co-star Fredric March would often: a. fly tandem out to Santa Monica on Veronica’s broom. b. pass the time playing shuffleboard with John Proctor’s ghost. c. demonstrate cauldron cooking for the crew. d. playfully stab each other with poisoned darts.
Leonard’s polite and understated reply: ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’
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