The correct answer to yesterday’s kwiz is c, Charlotte Bronte. Charlotte Bronte did indeed invent the T-shirt with the help of an alien couple from the Crab Nebula. For you see, one day Charlotte was out back strangling rabbits for dinner when a flying saucer landed nearby. The alien couple, Urchstr and Janr, emerged to […]
The T-shirt was invented by: a. Mr. T b. a tarantula c. Queen Victoria d. Charlotte Bronte e. Liberace The answer will be revealed tomorrow in this space.
Flea inspectors: a. are required by law to bathe in ambergris. b. dip their tweezers in ambergris. c. can be counted on when you need a cup of ambergris. d. are 100 % ignorant of ambergris. e. have the ability to flit.
Taking a kwiz demonstrates: a. the proper way to tie a shoe. b. imbecility. c. a lack of morals, manners, sense, money, pancakes, etc. d. knowledge of marzipan. e. the Lady Beldon knee snatch.
Alfred Hitchcock got most of his film ideas while: a. duck hunting. b. jogging. c. snow boarding. d. pitching batting practice to the Cleveland Indians. e. climbing Mount Everest. f. sleeping.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your: a. teammates. b. hair. c. teammates’ hair. d. raven. e. all of the above except a, b, c, and d. f. howitzer.
A food chain is: a. a chain made out of food. b. one way to skin a cat. c. unable to impersonate celebrities. d. the best way to describe Charles Dickens. e. extremely unpopular with the ladies. f. melancholy, baby.
On retiring, Rinty became: a. a chef. b. a scarecrow on Richard Nixon’s elk farm. c. ,after surgery in Denmark, a cat. d. a mean drunk in Hermosa Beach, California. e. an expert marksdog with bow and arrow. f. a fallopian tube.
Boris Karloff: a. wrote his memoirs with a pencil clenched between his teeth while immersed up to his neck in a vat of ketchup. b. ate a breaded veal cutlet for breakfast every day of his adult life. c. once swam across the Mojave Desert. d. tended bar to earn enough money to become a […]
If William Shakespeare were alive today, he would be: a. selling radioactive Bibles. b. lead singer for the angry rock band, Knot Tubies. c. Sarah Palin’s #1 fan. d. extremely elderly. e. a sniper.
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