INFERIOR POST

January 17, 2012
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This is a post most inferior You might even call it posterior I tried to think of one eerier Then took on the search for one cheerier So before I grow any wearier I’ll just post this post most inferior

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FERNS

January 16, 2012
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Ferns are friendly to a fault Until you cross ’em Then they’re nault

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HEARTBALL

December 27, 2011
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heart of gold heart of dross heart of sinfully strident moss heart of lion heart of lamb heart of willfully ignorant clam heart of now heart of then heart incomplete, second and ten

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RUDY AND THE T-REX

December 18, 2011

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer made a very tasty snack Oh how the T- Rex loved him, though Rudy didn’t love him back All of the other reindeer fled in panic and dismay They would be snacks for T-Rex on some other holiday

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THE PHANTOM SINGER

December 1, 2011
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The phantom singer appeared one night and gave the loon a friendly fright when she opened her mouth and blasted his woes with a cacophonous brassy “Anything goes”.

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THE PATIENT’S LAMENT

November 27, 2011
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I did not chide her or deride her when she tore my face asunder. I did not blame her or defame her. In retrospect, I made a blunder.

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IN THE HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING

November 20, 2011

In the Hall of the Mountain King a wedding did take place. The loon was in attendance and ate a lot of cake.

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STELLA AND BELLA

November 15, 2011
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Stella, the shameless hussy, and Bella, the brazen bawd, Distribute all the candy in the wonderful world of Nod. How odd.

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THE ONE AND ONLY SONNET OF THE LOON

November 8, 2011
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Homecoming in Venice These are pleasant as a pheasant groping through the trash bin looking for her fancy. These are pleasant as a pheasant hoping to land a metric ton or two or three. – Silly is the pheasant in her kitchen making up a song about a muffin. Silly is the creaminess she’s rich […]

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MY FAVORITE DECORATION

October 31, 2011
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This is my doctor. I tied him to this tree in nineteen hundred and ninety-three. And every single year since then, why, yes, by gum, I’ve done it again. He’s been a lot of Halloween fun. (He died in 1981)

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