DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI

October 30, 2011

Dante Gabriel Rossetti rhymes with paper bits – confetti He didn’t deal with goblins, mister He left that to his little sister

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LIMERICK FOR A SUNDAY OUTING

October 16, 2011

An army of harvester ants One day invaded my pants Birds of a feather Gathered together And pecked at ’em, making me dance

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MORE LIMERICKS AFTER LEAR

October 12, 2011

There was a militant boar Who perched on top of a door. When asked for the reason He fiercely cried “Treason!” That very strange militant boar * There was a recalcitrant cat Who made her home in a hat. When invited to play She said, “Not today.” That shyly recalcitrant cat

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DREAMING TO BE A SMALL CEZANNE

October 4, 2011
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a small cezanne is lots of fun a small cezanne is better than none a small cezanne i’d like to be and charge per view an exorbitant fee

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DEAD SPIDER

September 27, 2011
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“Where, oh where, is my dead spider? Twas last seen floating in the cider. Please make sure Winona Rider didn’t sail it in her glider, cockpit packed with downy eider, feathers, too, thin, not the wider.” – Alexander the Grate

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THE BIG CUP

September 18, 2011
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the big cup fill it up but certainly not with the arms of Krupp rather instead before you’re dead fill it with a loaf of bread

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THE DRUNKEN LAKE ISN’T EMPTY

September 4, 2011

IN THE LAND OF LAKES THE DOVE IS KING KING DOVE IS WISE AND KIND TRULY LIKE A CRIMSON SPLASH ON THE FLOWERS OF YOUR MIND

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WISH, HOPE, DREAM

August 30, 2011

if i had one wish i’d be a fish torn asunder in a chafing dish i if i had one dream it would be to seem torn asunder by a football team am if i had one hope i would patiently cope torn asunder by a briar rope mad i tell you

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CLOSING ARGUMENT

July 26, 2011

Ladies and gents of the jury I haven’t got too much to say (but I’ll pay) I’m sure you’re all in a hurry Free my client and I’ll go away   Ladies and gents of the jury I’ll leave you with this final thought (but I’ll pay) My tongue this morning was furry From swilling […]

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EDWARD LEAR, A LOON’S INSPIRATION

July 18, 2011

There was an odd man with a beard who had twenty siblings – how weird It’s no wonder that he spouted nonsense for free That artistic odd man with a beard That ebook over there, RAKARA, book 3 of The Bekka Chronicles, happens to be the loon’s saner self’s homage to Edward Lear. Red Wade […]

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