DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI
Dante Gabriel Rossetti rhymes with paper bits – confetti He didn’t deal with goblins, mister He left that to his little sister
Dante Gabriel Rossetti rhymes with paper bits – confetti He didn’t deal with goblins, mister He left that to his little sister
An army of harvester ants One day invaded my pants Birds of a feather Gathered together And pecked at ’em, making me dance
There was a militant boar Who perched on top of a door. When asked for the reason He fiercely cried “Treason!” That very strange militant boar * There was a recalcitrant cat Who made her home in a hat. When invited to play She said, “Not today.” That shyly recalcitrant cat
a small cezanne is lots of fun a small cezanne is better than none a small cezanne i’d like to be and charge per view an exorbitant fee
“Where, oh where, is my dead spider? Twas last seen floating in the cider. Please make sure Winona Rider didn’t sail it in her glider, cockpit packed with downy eider, feathers, too, thin, not the wider.” – Alexander the Grate
the big cup fill it up but certainly not with the arms of Krupp rather instead before you’re dead fill it with a loaf of bread
IN THE LAND OF LAKES THE DOVE IS KING KING DOVE IS WISE AND KIND TRULY LIKE A CRIMSON SPLASH ON THE FLOWERS OF YOUR MIND
if i had one wish i’d be a fish torn asunder in a chafing dish i if i had one dream it would be to seem torn asunder by a football team am if i had one hope i would patiently cope torn asunder by a briar rope mad i tell you
Ladies and gents of the jury I haven’t got too much to say (but I’ll pay) I’m sure you’re all in a hurry Free my client and I’ll go away Ladies and gents of the jury I’ll leave you with this final thought (but I’ll pay) My tongue this morning was furry From swilling […]
There was an odd man with a beard who had twenty siblings – how weird It’s no wonder that he spouted nonsense for free That artistic odd man with a beard That ebook over there, RAKARA, book 3 of The Bekka Chronicles, happens to be the loon’s saner self’s homage to Edward Lear. Red Wade […]