THE COW POEM
consider the cow bovine lady ranch roaming dairy queen consider the cow pre-pasteurized cream creator hooved hamburger consider the cow for elected office raise the IQ of a lawmaking body
consider the cow bovine lady ranch roaming dairy queen consider the cow pre-pasteurized cream creator hooved hamburger consider the cow for elected office raise the IQ of a lawmaking body
The trees are goin’ yeller Lily-livered sons of whores Dog-eared On cat’s feet I ride the range Cup of joe Battered pot I hunker by the fire The trees are goin’ yeller Lily-livered sons of whores
There once was a surly young peasant Whose life was quite frankly unpleasant Until he met up With the Duchess of Tup Who gave him a sensual present
i walked on the wharf fish stared from abandoned creels goggle-eyed surprised
Unless you’re a Mozart or another of his ilk, there has to be sacking before there is silk.
the sharp tentacle frozen in its inky glade knifes idly my soul
Friendly little felines Found a hornet nest And though they all made beelines The hornets did it best
Oh, gather round, ye maids and men A story for to hear Of bumbling pride and rampant lust And shavings in the beer, my love, And shavings in the beer A midnight shaft of moon did swath All through the darkled wood And stepping from the shadows black Was the lass with the mantled hood […]
stalk the reverie laurel and hardy out west dancing at the gate
Steady ho, my lad, my lad Steady ho, my lad Though the main be bounding bad Steady ho, my lad Swing her round, my lad, my lad Swing her round, my lad If ye’d not meet with Davy Jones Swing her round, my lad Blast your hide, my lad, my lad Blast your hide, my […]