THE COW POEM

January 23, 2010
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consider the cow bovine lady ranch roaming dairy queen consider the cow pre-pasteurized cream creator hooved hamburger consider the cow for elected office raise the IQ of a lawmaking body

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AUTUMN ON THE RANGE

December 9, 2009
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The trees are goin’ yeller Lily-livered sons of whores Dog-eared On cat’s feet I ride the range Cup of joe Battered pot I hunker by the fire The trees are goin’ yeller Lily-livered sons of whores

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LIMERICK

December 5, 2009

There once was a surly young peasant Whose life was quite frankly unpleasant Until he met up With the Duchess of Tup Who gave him a sensual present

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CATCH OF THE DAY HAIKU

November 4, 2009

i walked on the wharf fish stared from abandoned creels goggle-eyed surprised

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A MUSING

November 2, 2009

Unless you’re a Mozart or another of his ilk, there has to be sacking before there is silk.

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THE CLOWN’S HAIKU

October 28, 2009

the sharp tentacle frozen in its inky glade knifes idly my soul

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FRIENDLY FELINES

October 18, 2009

Friendly little felines Found a hornet nest And though they all made beelines The hornets did it best

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THE BALLAD OF THE RED SPATS

October 15, 2009
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Oh, gather round, ye maids and men A story for to hear Of bumbling pride and rampant lust And shavings in the beer, my love, And shavings in the beer A midnight shaft of moon did swath All through the darkled wood And stepping from the shadows black Was the lass with the mantled hood […]

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OBSCURE REFERENCE HAIKU

October 7, 2009

stalk the reverie laurel and hardy out west dancing at the gate

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STEADY HO

September 29, 2009

Steady ho, my lad, my lad Steady ho, my lad Though the main be bounding bad Steady ho, my lad Swing her round, my lad, my lad Swing her round, my lad If ye’d not meet with Davy Jones Swing her round, my lad Blast your hide, my lad, my lad Blast your hide, my […]

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