July 18, 2009
Scoopy, the Broken Neanderthal Scoopy could not even begin to fathom the pain. To do so, he would have had to rent an extra fathomer. One minute, he’s darting in for a thrust at the woolly mammoth’s vulnerable underbelly, the next he’s laid out flat on the ground. The collision between swiftly rising woolly mammoth […]
July 5, 2009
The Bacon Dream Rollo, the psychic pig, dreamt doom.
July 4, 2009
After the Battle B. Tipton Stallworthy surveyed his domain with great satisfaction. He stood on the highest round roof turret of the keep and took in the view all around. Vast sky, distant mountains, nearby thickness of woods, each of these he examined in turn with a victor’s pride. A scuff of boot and a […]
June 29, 2009
The Laugh Track Guy Dictates to His Underling “Skip enters, says ‘Hi.’ Put a (chuckle) there. Ellen responds with a surprised ‘Hi.’ Put a chuckle there, slightly amplified and drawn out. Skip says ‘Did you get the homework?’ Modest (chuckle) there. Ellen in disbelief ‘We had homework?’ (roar of laughter) Skip rolls his eyes. (laughter) […]