THE ARTHUR ASKEY KWIZ ANSWER
February 26, 2016
Arthur was short, indeed, barely a nudge beyond 5 feet tall.
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THE ARTHUR ASKEY KWIZ
February 25, 2016
Arthur was:
a. a Silly Party member of the House of Commons.
b. Britain’s leading Carmen Miranda impersonator.
c. the most brilliant, if somewhat eccentric, architect of his time.
d. short.
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FREE TITLES
February 24, 2016
The Phantom Raft
Midnight on a Summer’s Morn
Smoke and Sandwiches
Brief Eternity
The Mystery of Lobster Manor
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THE MANY SOUNDS OF OUGH
February 23, 2016
cough
dough
tough
bough
and slough when pronounced ‘slew’
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THE EYES
February 22, 2016
‘Can you see the eyes?’
‘I see them.’
‘Well?’
‘They’re closed.’
The two fools edged closer to the immense stone statue. They placed their hands on the cool torso. The eyes remained closed. The signal to proceed was nodded by one of the fools. Up they went until they stood on the statue’s shoulders. The eyes remained closed. The fools reached out to touch the gigantic emerald in the golden crown.
The eyes opened.
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ASPENS ARGUE
February 21, 2016
Aspens gesticulate wildly while passionately discussing the political situation.
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5 FAVORITE FICTIONAL FIRST PERSON NARRATORS
February 20, 2016
- Gulley Jimson – invented by Joyce Cary
- Philip Marlowe – invented by Raymond Chandler
- Lorelei Lee – invented by Anita Loos
- Huckleberry Finn – invented by Mark Twain
- Frank Chambers – invented by James M. Cain
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THE COLIN CLIVE KWIZ ANSWER
February 19, 2016
Clive’s decision to consume 2 dozen oysters for lunch was a grievous error in judgment.
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THE COLIN CLIVE KWIZ
February 18, 2016
At this precise moment in time, Colin is wondering:
a. why he ate those 2 dozen oysters for lunch.
b. how many times he should shriek ‘It’s alive!’ for maximum effect.
c. where he went wrong in life.
d. if he could kill Boris Karloff, then bring him back to life for real.
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INTRODUCTION
February 17, 2016
Ladies and gentlemen, it is incumbent on me, as you no doubt can see. If someone would kindly remove incumbent, we will proceed. That’s right, boys. Don’t be too rough. Just get him out of here. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. It has fallen upon me, though not to worry, I escaped unscathed. Now, to get down to basics, here is the heart of the matter. And might I ask, what is the heart of the matter doing here? Take it to the kitchen, where they no doubt are wondering wherever did it get to. So, now, finally, to get to the point. Take the highway north along the coast until you see a windmill. Turn left and proceed out to the spit of land thrusting itself rudely into the ocean. I’ll meet you there in twenty minutes and introduce our speaker for the evening, who at this very moment is buried up to his neck in sand. Let’s go. Last one to arrive is a jellyfish.
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