THE INTRUSIVE DAFFODIL
April 1, 2015
THE KULL GABBOON
March 31, 2015
Douse all the candles and come close to the fire, my sweets. I feel a story building inside me. Are you ready? Comfortable? Now I’ll tell you all about the monster, the dreadful Kull Gabboon. Oh, the Kull Gabboon, it’s terrible. Great eyes the size of dinner plates. Teeth a curved forest of knives dripping with blood. It has long claws useful for ripping on its thick fingers and twisted toes. Whenever it walks the land, it roars like a clap of thunder – RRRAAAHHHHH – causing giants to hide inside their castles and tremble with fear, causing Dragons to abandon their treasures and fly far, far away, causing witches to grow pale and sink to their knees. Now the Kull Gabboon dwells in a deep cave where it practices its magic. Oh, it’s a monster with magic. Yes, it is. When it mutters and moans strange sounding words, it can disguise itself as a beautiful princess or a lazy dog or a simple carpenter or anything other else at all. Now lean closer and I’ll whisper a secret I’ve never shared before. I am the Kull Gabboon.
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AGAIN, NOT MR. LEAR’S BIRTHDAY
March 30, 2015
A parrot flew out of my nose
And perched on a pile of old clothes.
It said, ‘Give me a cracker, or else I will smack yer.’
I’m ashamed that we then exchanged blows.
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STILL NOT EDWARD LEAR’S BIRTHDAY
March 29, 2015
There was an Old man with a wig
Who danced a jiggetty jig
He danced with such passion his face grew quite ashen
And he fell on a great spotted pig
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A SENTENCE BY FLANN O’BRIEN
March 28, 2015
The Pooka MacPhellimey, a member of the devil class, sat in his hut in the middle of a firwood meditating on the nature of the numerals and segregating in his mind the odd ones from the even.
Sure, ’tis just a taste of the prose poetry in At Swim-Two-Birds
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THE JEAN HERSHOLT KWIZ ANSWER
March 27, 2015
All of the answers are correct. Yes, he was that nice.
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THE JEAN HERSHOLT KWIZ
March 26, 2015
Jean Hersholt, pictured above playing a silent movie sadistic thug villain by the name of Ben Letts, is wondering:
a. when he will get a few days off so he can go to town and buy expensive gifts for the entire crew.
b. if Mary Pickford will like the sandwiches and little cakes he made for her.
c. if he will have time to bring more toys to the orphanage after the day’s shooting wraps up.
d. whether or not he brought enough extra money to hand out to strangers.
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BLOSSOMS CAPER
March 25, 2015
comes the dawn, blossoms caper
while i read the morning paper
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BOOK REVIEW EXCERPT SAMPLES
March 24, 2015
This work is what I would call ‘a good book’, not the Bible per se, but a book that never in fact arms itself and robs a convenience store.
This book is exactly like a braided lamp sputtering an effusion of liquid sparkles which make an ordinary parlor seem like a dentist’s nightmare.
This book never once calls attention to itself without first asking the deputy’s permission.
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THE LUNATIC SAGE ADVISES
March 23, 2015
Don’t despair, for in time the tune will be on the other foot and sung differently.
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