READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP, MR. DeMILLE

April 12, 2015

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This place is always ready for a close-up.

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THE KING KONG KWIZ ANSWER

April 10, 2015

Kong opened that health food store in Hermosa Beach, but soon grew tired of it and headed for the Tioga Pass.

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THE KING KONG KWIZ

April 9, 2015
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After shooting on the film was complete, Kong:

a. moved to Encino and became a successful dentist.

b. opened a health food store in Hermosa Beach.

c. became a rent collector.

d. was last seen disappearing into the wilderness near the Tioga Pass.

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SPRING INSULTS SNOWFALL

April 8, 2015

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A pitiful amount of snow fell. The burgeoning flora mocked it.

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EUPHEMISM OF NOTE

April 7, 2015

teasing the ambassador

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MARVELOUS STORY

April 6, 2015
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I’ve written a marvelous story.

It begins on a wing and a prayer.

It continues to struggle for glory

with a cat consuming a pear.

It ends on a lake in a dory

with about a minute to spare.

I’ve written a marvelous story

all alone while I sat in this chair.

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EGG

April 5, 2015

egg

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FIRST PRIZE

April 4, 2015

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For being the first to awaken,

I gave her a copper penny.

She bowed her thanks politely

and told me her name was Jenny.

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THE BABY JANE HUDSON KWIZ ANSWER

April 3, 2015

Baby Jane went to a very dark place indeed.

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THE BABY JANE HUDSON KWIZ

April 2, 2015

baby jane

In this particular shot, Baby Jane Hudson is just about to:

a. launch herself at the throat of Santa Claus.

b. purchase 10,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

c. fly away with Peter Pan to Neverland.

d. go to a very dark place indeed.

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