THE ANN DARROW KING KONG KWIZ ANSWER
October 17, 2014
That sure as shootin’ was one doozy of a pickle.
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THE ANN DARROW KING KONG KWIZ
October 16, 2014
Ann Darrow, sighting Kong for the first time, realizes:
a. it was a mistake to use Oreo cookies as buttons on her dress.
b. her lifelong dream of reaching a pitch perfect powerful high C.
c. she shouldn’t have said ‘Whatever’ when asked to sign on for the voyage.
d. she’s in one doozy of a pickle.
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POEM OF DARKNESS
October 13, 2014
double down
royal crown
wedding gown
painted frown
burn the town
laughing clown
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BABE RUTH
October 12, 2014
Loon: Baseball is having something called The World Series now. So the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought a famous player from long ago for the 3 question interview. Welcome to Babe Ruth, famous baseball player. Mr. Ruth, how does one play baseball anyway?
Babe’s ghost: Say, don’t kid me, kid.
Loon: Is it anything at all like hopscotch?
Babe’s ghost: Yeah, about as much as Jack Dempsey is like hopscotch.
Loon: Was this Jack Dempsey another member of your baseball playing group?
Babe’s ghost: Say, what is this? You ain’t from around here, are you, kid? (Babe vaults through the ceiling, using a bat for a pole.)
Loon: There you have it, a special edition of the 3 question interview for all you people with an odd interest in grown men playing games. (Loon exits, stage middle.)
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MAMA GAIA WEAVES GOLD INTO THE RED
October 11, 2014
THE BELA MYSTERY KWIZ ANSWER
October 10, 2014
THE BELA MYSTERY KWIZ
October 9, 2014
In this picture, Bela, leaning on the ladder, is thinking:
a. I vant to suck your blood.
b. I’m almost certain it was you who stole my lunch.
c. Remove your hand from my umbrella.
d. You will bring me chocolate, bring me chocolate, bring me chocolate…
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