CHARLES CARPENTER
H G WELLS KWIZ ANSWER
He had quite a strong finish in the Cornwall to Scotland road race, moving from 20th to 8th over the final 10 miles.
THE H G WELLS KWIZ
H G:
a. could pour a tankard of ale directly down his throat without swallowing.
b. retreated to a secret bunker on Sundays to play with his doll collection.
c. wrote only when blindfolded.
d. finished a respectable 8th at the age of 19 in the Cornwall to Scotland road race.
OCTOBER BASKS IN THE COOL MIDDAY SUN
ANOTHER EPIC NOVEL FOR THE AGED
FROM HERE TO INFIRMITY
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE WRIGHT BROTHERS
Loon: For the 3 question interview we have with us today none other than Orville and Wilbur Wright, inventors of flight. Tell me, Wilbur and Orville, is the little rumor I heard about a certain young lady named Kitty Hawk had quite a lot of input, so to speak, in getting your machine off the ground, so to speak?
Orville’s ghost: Kitty Hawk is the name of the site in North Carolina where we first achieved success with our flying machine. It is not the name of a young lady.
Loon: Oh, sure, if you say so. (winks) Second Question. If you had one piece of chocolate, would you share even if it was really small?
Wilbur’s ghost: One of us would. One of us wouldn’t. (glares at Orville)
Loon: And finally, did you sing harmony as you worked?
Both ghosts (emphatically): No!
Loon: That wraps up another 3 question interview. Join me next week when who knows who the Lords of the 4th Dimension will provide for the questions 3. (Bows. Exits. The Wright brothers had flown off earlier.)









