ANGUISH

November 18, 2018

‘Then it said something about Finland and rakes, and I don’t know, I just can’t even…’

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THE DUNE PIG

November 17, 2018

The fires returned year after year, growing ever more confident and destructive.

‘I, and only I, know how to stop these terrible fires. If they’d asked me in the first place, this very bad burning of trees and buildings of all sorts could have been avoided,’ said the dune pig. ‘I will go and look at the burned things and tell people how stupid they were.’

It went and looked. It said it had a plan. But it didn’t.

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THE FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY KWIZ ANSWER

November 16, 2018

All of the above

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THE FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY KWIZ

November 15, 2018

Fyodor:

a. loathed raisins with the fire of a thousand suns.

b. disliked jaywalking with a white hot magma fury.

c. disapproved of feathers in caps with unfettered rage.

d. expressed undying hatred for cravats by raking bloody furrows down his face with his dirty ragged fingernails.

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WRITE A SENTENCE ABOUT THIS PICTURE

November 14, 2018

I emerged from the forest at dawn, leaving behind forever bittersweet memories of witch, castle, loss of left leg, and ultimate failure.

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THE GATHERING

November 13, 2018

They answered the summons. They gathered silently. They advanced in somber anticipation. They arrived. They took note of the situation. They retreated in an orderly manner. They dispersed. They never spoke of it again.

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THE DREAM PODS OPEN

November 12, 2018

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE GERSHWIN

November 11, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have provided a musical treat of a ghost to undergo the 3 Question Interview today. The ghost is none other than Mr. George Gersman, who I am told wrote a tune or two in his time. Tell me, Mr. Gersman, being musical, did you ever dance the polka?

Ghost of Gershwin: My name is Gershwin, not Gersman, and I did dance the polka.

Loon: It just occurred to me that I don’t know if musicians were interested in panning for gold. Did you ever pan for gold, Mr. Gershman?

Ghost of Gershwin: It’s WIN, GershWIN, and I never panned for gold.

Loon: That saddens me somehow, Gersh. You don’t mind if I call you Gersh, do you, Mr. Wynn?

Ghost of Gershwin: Yes.

Loon: That makes 3 questions. I’m going to get my breakfast now.

(Loon leaves room. Gershwin’s ghost plays a ghost piano.)

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SYCOPHANT’S GUIDE TO PRAISING THE BOSS

November 10, 2018

sun

you are my favorite star

and i’m not just saying that because my existence depends on you

i genuinely like you

you are the best star

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THE AL ST. JOHN KWIZ ANSWER

November 9, 2018

Al solved many a crime by going undercover as a comely matron.

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