OUGH
July 7, 2014
trough – troff
through – thru
tough – tuff
Why not troff, throff, toff, or true, thru, too, or truff, thruff, tuff?
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THE ELF QUEEN’S GLADE
July 6, 2014
You must find the path through the magic barrier hedge maze to enter the Elf Queen’s glade.
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WESTERN EDGE
July 5, 2014
The western edge of the former hole-in-the-ground is almost ready to rock and roll.
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LIMBURGER CHEESE AND GARLIC KWIZ ANSWER
July 4, 2014
It’s lunchtime. She’s going to dip that garlic into the limburger cheese and eat it. Then she’s going to retrieve her tentacle sandwich from that metal container and eat it. Then, and only then, will she put on her real clothes.
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LIMBURGER CHEESE AND GARLIC KWIZ
July 3, 2014
Silent film actress Valeska Suratt in this photo is:
a. preparing for a date with Bela Lugosi.
b. plotting the overthrow of Mary Pickford.
c. sneering at the human fools and their ridiculous superstitions.
d. about to dip that garlic into the limburger cheese and eat it.
e. wishing she was lazing on the beach at Waikiki.
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LOVE IS LIKE
July 1, 2014
Love is like a blind chipmunk scampering around bumping into trees.
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IDENTIFY THE TRIFFID INFILTRATOR
June 30, 2014
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HERMAN MELVILLE
June 29, 2014
Loon: This week the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought the ghost of Herman Melville to undergo our 3 question interview. Mr. Melville, could you tell us what it’s like to ride a whale?
Melville’s ghost: I’d rather not.
Loon: No? Okay. Then would you mind telling us how to make perfume out of a whale?
Melville’s ghost: I’d prefer not to do that.
Loon: Oh. In that case, maybe I should try something simpler. If you had your life to live over again, would you?
Melville’s ghost: Weighing the advantages and the disadvantages, I don’t want to answer that question. (folds into a hidden dimension)
Loon: Well, I tried. I guess we’ll just have to imagine what it’s like to eat whale tongue and things.
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BRIGHT GOLDEN HAZE ON THE MEADOW
June 28, 2014
By this guy (grown old):
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