STUBBORN LEAVES HANGING ON
October 30, 2013
PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK
October 28, 2013
Played hide and seek with my aspen friend, Jane. She’s not all that good at hiding.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE GREAT PUMPKIN
October 27, 2013
Loon: I am especially pleased to welcome the ghost of The Great Pumpkin to the 3 question interview. Pumpkin, no, Pump, may I call you Pump?
Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Suit yourself, daddy-o.
Loon: So, Pump, why, for instance, do you always disappoint Linus when he waits for you in the patch?
Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Hey, not my fault if the dude always picks the wrong patch, is it? I mean, come on.
Loon: At any rate, can you give us a hint about where this year’s most sincere patch is located?
Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Dude, seriously. You know it don’t work that way. I gotta split. Later. (Splits, half disappearing through ceiling, half through floor)
Loon: Well, I tried. (shrugs)
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A SENTENCE BY FLANNERY O’CONNOR
October 26, 2013
‘I followed her to say I ain’t beholden for none of her fast eye like she gave me back yonder.’
I’m particular partial to ‘fast eye’ in this here sentence. Thankee, Ms. O’Connor.
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THE LEONARD SLYE KWIZ ANSWER
October 25, 2013
Leonard’s polite and understated reply: ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’
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THE LEONARD SLYE KWIZ
October 24, 2013
When told he looked an awful lot like Roy Rogers, Leonard said:
a. ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’
b. ‘My horse, Pansy, looks a lot like Trigger, too, don’t you think?’
c. ‘Go ahead and ask my Dale Evans look-alike wife, Hortense Blugg, what she thinks.’
d. ‘That may be, but look at my dog Tiffany, the spitting image of Roy’s dog Bullet if ever there was one.’
e. ‘Let me yodel something for you, my friend.’
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TRAFALGAR SQUARE ON VENUS
October 23, 2013
Trafalgar Square on Venus looks exactly like this if when you say Trafalgar Square you mean the Lake Tahoe Basin and by Venus you mean a sunny Autumn day.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, URSULA
October 22, 2013
I studied your Dad’s books and loved your Mom’s books about Ishi.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – KING GEORGE III
October 20, 2013
Loon: We have royalty among us for our 3 question interview today, a king of England. Your Solemn Royalness, how many powdered wigs did you own?
George III’s ghost: I spy a sparrow on your brow.
Loon: Huh? Oh, no, that’s just where I smeared my forehead with tar. So, did you guard your face with one of those cone things while they powdered your wig or hair or whatever?
George III’s ghost: Where are the ducks? I would chew on a duck!
Loon: King! Contain yourself! Can you tell us anything at all about wigs?
George III’s ghost: Wait. Who are you? You have come to steal my gander, haven’t you? (falls weeping to the floor. continues through floor to disappear)
Loon: Well, I guess we’ll have to postpone learning about wigs for a while. (shrugs)
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