THE QUEEN AND HER COURT
July 1, 2013
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE M. COHAN
June 30, 2013
Loon: With the 4th of July looming, The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to provide us with one George M. Cohan for the 3 question interview. I don’t know why. Mr. Cohan, do you know anything about skiffs?
Cohan’s ghost: Not a blessed thing, bucko.
Loon: Too bad. I’m thinking of getting one. So, about the 4th of July. What about the 4th of July?
Cohan’s ghost (sings): I’m a Yankee-Doodle dandy.
Loon: Are you?
Cohan’s ghost: That I am.
Loon: Good-bye.
(Cohan’s ghost tap dances straight up through the ceiling and gone.)
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A SENTENCE BY FRANK DELANEY
June 29, 2013
She sprang from the womb and waved to the crowd.
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a sentence. It’s the first one in Venetia Kelly’s Traveling Show.
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THE BEN TURPIN KWIZ ANSWER
June 28, 2013
The treatment of drugs injected directly into his head cured Ben of sleepwalking.
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THE BEN TURPIN KWIZ
June 27, 2013
In this picture, Ben is:
a. receiving instructions from the mother ship.
b. undergoing an experimental lobotomy.
c. having lots of different kinds of drugs injected directly into his head.
d. trying to impress a girl.
e. wondering why he went into show business.
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A LIST OF TITLES TO AVOID
June 26, 2013
1. HANNIBAL LECTER’S COMPENDIUM OF VISCERA
2. BEAUTY TIPS FROM RUDYARD KIPLING
3. THE COMPLETE HENRY KISSINGER SONGBOOK
4. KICKED BY A MOON DINOSAUR: A MEMOIR OF YOUTH BY CALVIN COOLIDGE
5. WOOD SPLINTER REVIEW
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THE TENDER TRAP
June 25, 2013
This is the only warning you’ll get. Beautiful, eh? The former cat that made the final mistake of its existence by brushing a single whisker across one of those lovely petals might disagree.
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JACARANDA
June 24, 2013
THE FORD STERLING KWIZ ANSWER
June 21, 2013
His giraffe farm was famous from Santa Monica to Hermosa Beach, but no further.
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THE FORD STERLING KWIZ
June 20, 2013
Funnily enough, Ford Sterling:
a. drove a Sterling, not a Ford.
b. was the only Keystone Kop to wear a kilt to ward off demons.
c. and Gloria Swanson vowed to beat up Charlie Chaplin, but never followed through.
d. kept fit by raising giraffes.
e. had a secret dream. No one ever knew what it was.
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