ELISHA COOK JR KWIZ ANSWER

October 19, 2012

Well, let’s face it, all those answers and many more happen to be true. If you selected one answer, you were right. If you selected a and b and c and d and e, you were really most sincerely right.

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THE ELISHA COOK JR KWIZ

October 18, 2012

The thought bubble over Elisha’s head would read:

a. Oh no, not again.

b. How can that many guns all be pointing at me?

c. I’ve got to think quick … yes, sir, quick … quick thinking … quick … uhhhhhhhm …

d. He bit the head off the turkey, and now he’s looking at me.

e. But I don’t want to marry the spawn of Satan.

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CHILDREN’S BOOK, ELDER’S BOOK

October 17, 2012
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Children’s book – A Wrinkle in Time

Elder’s book – A Time for Wrinkles

Children’s book – Alice in Wonderland

Elder’s book – Alice in Denial

Children’s Book – The Cat in the Hat

Elder’s Book – Cats All Over the Place

Children’s book – Where the Wild Things Are

Elder’s book – Where are My Things

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ENTER HALLOWEEN

October 16, 2012
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Here’s the shy pumpkin cheerleader hiding behind her pompons.

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MORE SASQUATCH CAM

October 15, 2012
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I guess it’s not a surprise that the sasquatch pretty much sticks to woodsy depths. I mean, so far, moving through trees and bushes is pretty much it. And there’s no audio so I don’t even know if it’s grunting or roaring or muttering obscenities or whatever. Hoping to catch something less boring sooner or later.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BORIS KARLOFF

October 14, 2012

Loon: I’m thrilled to have Boris Karloff’s ghost here today for the 3 question interview. Boris, tell me, did you know Bela Lugosi’s phone number?

Boris Karloff’s ghost: There are things no man should tamper with, my dear fellow.

Loon: And Bela Lugosi’s phone number is one of them?

Boris Karloff’s ghost: Bela’s phone number is one of them.

Loon: Is that your final word on the subject?

Boris Karloff’s ghost: Yes.

Loon: There you have it, folks. Be sure to tune in next week when I hope they find me a ghost with a less snotty attitude concerning Bela Lugosi’s phone number.

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A SENTENCE BY SAM BECKETT

October 13, 2012
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She was like a cat or a bird feeding, making happy little pecks and darts and licks at the food and every now and again peeping up to see was everything in order.

From DREAM OF FAIR to middling WOMEN, first novel by the 26 year old in thrall to Jimmy the Joyce.

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THE ALLA NAZIMOVA KWIZ ANSWER

October 12, 2012

Alla fought hard for this movie to be made. She even partially financed it because it was based almost entirely on her own early life experiences underground while serving as Queen of all the moles in Russia.

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THE ALLA NAZIMOVA KWIZ

October 11, 2012

In this particular silent movie, Alla played:

a. a stern obstetrician.

b. the queen of the mole people.

c. a renegade M.I.T. physics instructor.

d. the writer of Adventures With Friendly Beans, a series of vegetarian cookbooks.

e. Princess Dulaga of the planet Norg.

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WHY CAESAR IGNORED THE SOOTHSAYER

October 10, 2012

Because, in addition to warning him about the Ides of March, the soothsayer also said:

“I just flew in from Gaul, and boy are my arms tired.”

“Beware the circular toad.”

“Getta your tutsi fruitsi ice cream.”

“Why a duck?”

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